Santa Jaws Quotes
Clark: Whoa! This elf kill, it's savage.
Steve: Sometimes you've gotta jump the shark.
Steve: Sometimes you've gotta jump the shark.
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Caroline: Are you Clark?
Clark: Who wants to know?
Peter: We're Cody's parents.
Clark: Okay.
Caroline: Well, there's a shark attacking Port City. Where's Cody?
Clark: That is classified information.
Caroline: [points rifle at Clark]How about now?
Clark: Access granted.
Clark: Who wants to know?
Peter: We're Cody's parents.
Clark: Okay.
Caroline: Well, there's a shark attacking Port City. Where's Cody?
Clark: That is classified information.
Caroline: [points rifle at Clark]How about now?
Clark: Access granted.
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Caroline: I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. That thing is a monster.
Cody: No. I'm sorry. This is all my fault. I wished that thing into existence. I don't know, I was just angry.
Peter: What are you talking about, son?
Cody: I drew her and she came to life and now she's hunting everyone in our family down.
Peter: No, this is not your fault. All right. Hey, this is classic global-warming. Non-indigenous species species roaming into unfamiliar territories. It happens all...
Cody: You are not listening to me! That is not a shark, that is Santa Jaws! It's Santa Jaws.
Josh: Just listen to him.
Caroline: What we need to do is to get inland and contact the authorities.
Cody: [shows the comic of Santa Jaws]What does this look like to you? Look a little familiar? I know her! I made her! That is her! And you could either help me, or I can do this myself!
Cody: No. I'm sorry. This is all my fault. I wished that thing into existence. I don't know, I was just angry.
Peter: What are you talking about, son?
Cody: I drew her and she came to life and now she's hunting everyone in our family down.
Peter: No, this is not your fault. All right. Hey, this is classic global-warming. Non-indigenous species species roaming into unfamiliar territories. It happens all...
Cody: You are not listening to me! That is not a shark, that is Santa Jaws! It's Santa Jaws.
Josh: Just listen to him.
Caroline: What we need to do is to get inland and contact the authorities.
Cody: [shows the comic of Santa Jaws]What does this look like to you? Look a little familiar? I know her! I made her! That is her! And you could either help me, or I can do this myself!
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Peter: Now, this thing is powerful, but it is not invincible. You boys said you hurt it with exploding ornaments?
Cody: That's right.
Josh: Yeah.
Peter: Well, if it can be hurt... it can be killed. I'm thinking we build something like this. And this could cost a massive amount of potential energy.
Josh: Like pitching a baseball.
Peter: Exactly.
Josh: Let's give this shark something real to chew on.
Cody: Like a Christmas turkey... rigged to explode?
Caroline: Don't even think about touching those turkeys. It's the only thing we have left of Christmas.
Cody: Mom, we don't have a choice.
Cody: That's right.
Josh: Yeah.
Peter: Well, if it can be hurt... it can be killed. I'm thinking we build something like this. And this could cost a massive amount of potential energy.
Josh: Like pitching a baseball.
Peter: Exactly.
Josh: Let's give this shark something real to chew on.
Cody: Like a Christmas turkey... rigged to explode?
Caroline: Don't even think about touching those turkeys. It's the only thing we have left of Christmas.
Cody: Mom, we don't have a choice.
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Mike: Where've you been, kiddo? We've been waiting on you to open presents.
Cody: Uh... yesterday was...
Caroline: The dinner went well. A ton of people showed up, but Mike and Georgia saved the day.
Mike: Yeah, we did.
Georgia: It was fun. It was like Christmas in the movies.
Josh: Yeah, while you were geeking out on comics, little bro.
Cody: Yeah... guess you could say that
Cody: Uh... yesterday was...
Caroline: The dinner went well. A ton of people showed up, but Mike and Georgia saved the day.
Mike: Yeah, we did.
Georgia: It was fun. It was like Christmas in the movies.
Josh: Yeah, while you were geeking out on comics, little bro.
Cody: Yeah... guess you could say that
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