Santa Claus Quotes

"Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: I have to get married?
Bernard: Yes. It's the Mrs. Clause.

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Burgermeister Meisterburger: I hate toys! And toys hate me! Either they are going or I am going and I definitely am not going!

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Mrs. Santa Claus: [takes Nora aside] I have to go now, sweetheart.
Nora Kilkenny: All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
Mrs. Santa Claus: Actually, I'm going back home.
Nora Kilkenny: But you can't go! Not yet!
Mrs. Santa Claus: Someone back home really needs me. Now, don't worry, I haven't forgotten. I still have presents for you and the other kids.
Nora Kilkenny: Will I ever see you again?
Mrs. Santa Claus: Oh, I hope so. In the meantime, when you look up at the evening sky, and you see a star. You'll know who I'm thinking of. [hugs Nora goodbye]

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Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: Why didn't Bernard come tell me this?
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: He's under house arrest!
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: [shocked] Bernard?

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[when Santa's reindeer are first introduced]
Narrator: I'll bet you know their names.
Children: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen! [silhouette of ninth reindeer appears] Child #2: Don't forget... [reindeer's nose blinks red, revealing it to be Rudolph]
Narrator: No, that's another story.

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