Sam and Max Hit the Road (VG) Quotes

Sam: Cash never leave home without it
Max: Yeah we may need it to bribe slippery government officials

Movie: Sam and Max Hit the Road (VG)
Sam: [studying an Animatronic mammoth] I've seen hair like this somewhere before.
Max: Your butt?
Sam: No, this hair has the same coarseness as sasquatch hair.
Max: You don't suppose they skinned sasquatches to make this cheesy roadside attraction?
Sam: Who knows? More importantly, who cares?

Movie: Sam and Max Hit the Road (VG)
[Reading Fun Facts about the Ball of Twine]
Sam: If laid out from end to end, the twine would stretch from here to the far side of Jupiter. Also, scientists predict that by 2053 the sheer weight of the ball will push Earth out of its orbit, on a collision course with the sun.
Max: Good thing my life expectancy's only six years.
Sam: Way to take the short view, little buddy.

Movie: Sam and Max Hit the Road (VG)