Safe Men Quotes

Bernie: I know that daughter I tried to set Veal Chop on a date with her.
Veal Chop: I tried to put my tongue in her mouth and she punched me in the penis.

Movie: Safe Men
Eddie: Sam this man is in the mafia, he's not going to let us off the hook if we give him a ****ing basket of sundry goods
SAm: Oh, but he's in the Jewish mafia, I'm sure that's more of like a club than a criminal organization

Movie: Safe Men
Sam: Sweet 'stache.
Frank: Thanks, bro.

Movie: Safe Men