The New Batman Adventures Quotes

Batman: Tell me where Catwoman is?
Martin: Wh-Where are you?
Batman: Wrong answer. You're fond of cats, aren't you? Maybe you'll like my favorite animal. [Unleashed a colony of bats towards Martin]

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Batman: Arnold, don't do this.
Arnold Wesker: It's out of my hands.
Batman: He's the puppet, not you.
Scarface: Don't listen to him, dummy! He's playin' you like a cheap fiddle! Do him already!
Arnold Wesker: [hesitantly points gun at Batman] I'm sorry.
Scarface: Come on! What are you waitin' for? For once in your life, do something right!
Arnold Wesker: ...Yes. [Arnold turns the gun on Scarface, shooting him multiple times until he falls off the railing, falling towards rotating AC fan]
Scarface: That's it, dummy! When I get my hands on... [Scarface falls into the fan, instantly ending up sawdust]

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Batman: Not bad.
Nightwing: Yeah, for a guy "your" age.

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Enrique El Gancho: The great Batman has met his match, no?
Batman: No.

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Kara Kent: [answering Clark's phone] Hello, Dullsville Central.
Batman: Is Clark Kent there?
Kara Kent: No, may I ask who's calling?
Batman: A friend. It's critical that he gets this message.
Kara Kent: Shoot.
Batman: Livewire has escaped in Gotham. If he wants to get *on top of the story*, he needs to get there, right away. Do you understand?
Kara Kent: Who is this? Sounds like a cape to me. [Batman hangs up]

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Thomas Blake: I should kill you, you know. There's no reason not to.
Catwoman: I could give you one. Or two.
Thomas Blake: No one's ever eluded us for as long as you did. What's your secret?
Catwoman: What's yours? No one's ever chased me as long as you did. Normally, I like men who don't know when to quit, but...
Thomas Blake: We're deeply committed to our faith.
Catwoman: Ah, yes. Your faith. Why don't you tell me all about it?
Female Cultist: She's stalling. Let's kill her and be done with it!
Thomas Blake: She asked about our faith. That's the first step towards conversion. [Unshackles Catwoman's ankles and wrists]
Catwoman: And conversion's good for the soul. Not to mention the body.

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