The Adventures of Pete and Pete Quotes
Big Pete Wrigley: Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, the Spirit had ended; it had all been doused. The ornaments were yanked from the tree with despair, while dad vacuumed pine needles from his rump.
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Fran 'Pit Stain': [to Little Pete] We've all got our problems, Wrigley. Mine happens to be glandular, yours happens to be my fist!
Bus Driver Stu Benedict: [grabbing Pit Stain's arm before he can punch Little Pete] Hi. I'm Stu Benedict, bus driver, and you're... [looking down at Pit Stain's arm, which is still in his hand, with visible disgust]
Bus Driver Stu Benedict: ... sweating all over me!
Bus Driver Stu Benedict: [grabbing Pit Stain's arm before he can punch Little Pete] Hi. I'm Stu Benedict, bus driver, and you're... [looking down at Pit Stain's arm, which is still in his hand, with visible disgust]
Bus Driver Stu Benedict: ... sweating all over me!
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Monica: I am so sick and tired of hearing lucky this and lucky that. Why don't you take your lucky necklace stuff it down your lucky mouth before I push you down this lucky hill and make you poop in your lucky underpants.
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Older Pete Wrigley: She's a girl, and she's my friend, but she's not my girlfriend.
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Seargent William Jasper: If you could have an ox cart full of silver and enough silk clothing and three cornered hats to last you a life time, but you had to clean the staples with your tongue, would you do it?
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[after being betrayed by Pete while he's baking him a cake]
Bus Driver Stu Benedict: I'll just put the finishing touches to my... [stabbing cake]
Bus Driver Stu Benedict: Trust! Loyalty! Niceness!
Bus Driver Stu Benedict: I'll just put the finishing touches to my... [stabbing cake]
Bus Driver Stu Benedict: Trust! Loyalty! Niceness!
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