Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead Quotes
Guildenstern: What's the first thing you remember?
Rosencrantz: [thinks] No, it's no good. It was a long time ago.
Guildenstern: No, you don't take my meaning. What's the first thing you remember after all the things you've forgotten?
Rosencrantz: Oh, I see... I've forgotten the question.
Rosencrantz: [thinks] No, it's no good. It was a long time ago.
Guildenstern: No, you don't take my meaning. What's the first thing you remember after all the things you've forgotten?
Rosencrantz: Oh, I see... I've forgotten the question.
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Guildenstern: He's never known anything like it! But then, he has never known anything to write home about, so this is nothing to write home about.
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Guildenstern: Why can't you ever say anything original? Why do you always just repeat everything? I'm sick of making the running all the time!
Rosencrantz: I can't think of anything original! I'm only good in support. [Rosencrantz begins to cry - Guildenstern puts an arm round him]
Guildenstern: It's all right, I'll see we're all right.
Rosencrantz: [sobbing] But we've got nothing!
Guildenstern: We've got a letter.
Rosencrantz: I can't think of anything original! I'm only good in support. [Rosencrantz begins to cry - Guildenstern puts an arm round him]
Guildenstern: It's all right, I'll see we're all right.
Rosencrantz: [sobbing] But we've got nothing!
Guildenstern: We've got a letter.
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Rosencrantz: [attempting to juggle a lot of items] Look at this. [proceeds to throw and drop all items]
Guildenstern: Leave things alone.
Rosencrantz: Sorry.
Guildenstern: Leave things alone.
Rosencrantz: Sorry.
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Rosencrantz: Do you want to play questions?
Guildenstern: How do you play that?
Rosencrantz: You have to ask a question.
Guildenstern: Statement. One - Love.
Rosencrantz: Cheating.
Guildenstern: How?
Rosencrantz: I haven't started yet.
Guildenstern: Statement. Two - Love.
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: Foul. No repetition. Three - Love and game.
Rosencrantz: I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.
Guildenstern: How do you play that?
Rosencrantz: You have to ask a question.
Guildenstern: Statement. One - Love.
Rosencrantz: Cheating.
Guildenstern: How?
Rosencrantz: I haven't started yet.
Guildenstern: Statement. Two - Love.
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: Foul. No repetition. Three - Love and game.
Rosencrantz: I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.
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[first lines] [Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are riding horses down a path - they pause]
Rosencrantz: [to Guildenstern] Umm, uh... [Guildenstern rides away, and Rosencrantz follows. Rosencrantz spots a gold coin on the ground]
Rosencrantz: [to horse] Whoa - whoa, whoa. [Gets off horse and starts flipping the coin]
Rosencrantz: Hmmm. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. [Guildenstern grabs the coin, checks both sides, then tosses it back to Rosencrantz]
Rosencrantz: Heads. [Guildenstern pulls a coin out of his own pocket and flips it]
Rosencrantz: Bet? Heads I win? [Guildenstern looks at coin and tosses it to Rosencrantz]
Rosencrantz: Again? Heads.
Rosencrantz: [to Guildenstern] Umm, uh... [Guildenstern rides away, and Rosencrantz follows. Rosencrantz spots a gold coin on the ground]
Rosencrantz: [to horse] Whoa - whoa, whoa. [Gets off horse and starts flipping the coin]
Rosencrantz: Hmmm. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. [Guildenstern grabs the coin, checks both sides, then tosses it back to Rosencrantz]
Rosencrantz: Heads. [Guildenstern pulls a coin out of his own pocket and flips it]
Rosencrantz: Bet? Heads I win? [Guildenstern looks at coin and tosses it to Rosencrantz]
Rosencrantz: Again? Heads.
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