Rolling Kansas Quotes

Kevin Haub: You girls are pretty. [pause]
Kevin Haub: I'm gay though...

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Dinkadoo Murphy: [startled] Our weed is packed with trunk!

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Farmer: Reckon you need a good ass-whoopin?
Kevin Haub: Nah, I don't think so...
Farmer: You're soft, like a knobbly-kneed girl. Reckon you like boys?
Kevin Haub: Nah, I don't think so... I just looking for some cutting implements.
Farmer: Saws and what have you?
Kevin Haub: Yes sir.
Farmer: I've got cutting implements. Saws and what have you...
Kevin Haub: Cool,. Are they in good condition? Well oiled? Little or no rust?

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Satin: What about you? What's your story?
Kevin Haub: I'm gay.
Satin: [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay?
Kevin Haub: I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking.
Blush: Anyone else in the car think they're gay?
Dinkadoo Murphy, Hunter Bullette, Dave Murphy, Dick Murphy: No.
Dinkadoo Murphy: Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay?
Kevin Haub: I do. I think I like dudes.

Movie: Rolling Kansas