Reservoir Dogs Quotes
[ Mr. White and Mr. Pink are washing up after the robbery went sour, trying to figure out what happened ]
Mr. Pink : You kill anybody?
Mr. White : A few cops.
Mr. Pink : No real people?
Mr. White : Just cops.
Mr. Pink : You kill anybody?
Mr. White : A few cops.
Mr. Pink : No real people?
Mr. White : Just cops.
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Mr. Pink : Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!
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Mr. Blonde : Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
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Mr. Blonde : Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White : What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde : Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White : What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde : Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
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Mr. Blonde : Boy that was really exciting. I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan aren't ya. Yeah me too. I love that guy. My heart's beatin' so fast I'm about to have a heart attack.
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Mr. Blonde : Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?
Mr. White : [ laughs ] Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Mr. White : [ laughs ] Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
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Mr. White : The choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid motherfucker, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman.
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Nice Guy Eddie : Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy, the man walks in the prison a white man, walks out talkin' like a fuckin' nigger. You know what, I think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far, now it's backed into your fuckin brain, and it's coming out your mouth!
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[ Nice Guy Eddie asks if anyone knows what happened to Mr. Blue ]
Mr. Blonde : Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't.
Mr. Blonde : Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't.
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Mr. Pink : Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long fucking time and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled *six* times.
Mr. Blonde : Six times. Well, what if she's too fucking busy?
Mr. Pink : The words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
Nice Guy Eddie : Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee.
Mr. Blonde : Six times. Well, what if she's too fucking busy?
Mr. Pink : The words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
Nice Guy Eddie : Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee.
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Mr. White : You can't leave this guy with them.
Nice Guy Eddie : Why not?
Mr. White : Because he's a fucking psycho. And if you think Joe's pissed off, that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off I am at him, for putting me in the same room as that bastard!
Mr. Blonde : See what I've been putting up with, Eddie? I fucking walked in here, I told these guys about staying put. Mr. White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face, calling me a motherfucker, saying he's gonna blow me away and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Nice Guy Eddie : Why not?
Mr. White : Because he's a fucking psycho. And if you think Joe's pissed off, that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off I am at him, for putting me in the same room as that bastard!
Mr. Blonde : See what I've been putting up with, Eddie? I fucking walked in here, I told these guys about staying put. Mr. White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face, calling me a motherfucker, saying he's gonna blow me away and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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[ after hearing Orange's smuggling story ]
Joe : Only one thing to do in that case: shit in yer pants an' dive in and swim!
Joe : Only one thing to do in that case: shit in yer pants an' dive in and swim!
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Mr. Pink : He seems okay now, but he was crazy in the store.
Mr. White : This is what he was doing. [ mimics randomly shooting innocent bystanders ]
Mr. White : Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam.
Mr. Blonde : Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I told 'em not to touch the alarm - they touched it. If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive.
Mr. White : [ clapping ] My fucking hero.
Mr. Blonde : [ taking a bow ] Thanks.
Mr. White : That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?
Mr. Blonde : I don't like alarms, Mr. White.
Mr. White : This is what he was doing. [ mimics randomly shooting innocent bystanders ]
Mr. White : Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam.
Mr. Blonde : Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I told 'em not to touch the alarm - they touched it. If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive.
Mr. White : [ clapping ] My fucking hero.
Mr. Blonde : [ taking a bow ] Thanks.
Mr. White : That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?
Mr. Blonde : I don't like alarms, Mr. White.
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Mr. Pink : I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
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Mr. Pink : [ walks in ] Was that a fucking set up or what? [ sees a bloodied Mr. Orange lying on the floor ]
Mr. Pink : Shit! Orange got tagged?
Mr. White : Gut shot.
Mr. Pink : Fuck! Where's, uh, Brown?
Mr. White : Dead.
Mr. Pink : How'd he die?
Mr. White : How the fuck do you think? The cops shot him.
Mr. Pink : This is bad. This is so fucking bad. Is it bad?
Mr. White : As opposed to good?
Mr. Pink : Man, this is fucked up. This is so fucked up. Somebody fucked us up big time, man.
Mr. White : You really think we were set up?
Mr. Pink : Do you even doubt it, man? I don't THINK we got set up, I KNOW we got set up! I mean, really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there? I didn't hear any sirens. The alarm went off, okay. Okay, when an alarm goes off, you got an average of four minutes response time. Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, at that particular moment, you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. In one minute there were seventeen blue boys out there. All loaded for bear, all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing, and they were all just there! Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? Those were the ones responding to the alarm, but those first motherfuckers were already there, they were waiting for us. Haven't you fucking thought about this?
Mr. Pink : Shit! Orange got tagged?
Mr. White : Gut shot.
Mr. Pink : Fuck! Where's, uh, Brown?
Mr. White : Dead.
Mr. Pink : How'd he die?
Mr. White : How the fuck do you think? The cops shot him.
Mr. Pink : This is bad. This is so fucking bad. Is it bad?
Mr. White : As opposed to good?
Mr. Pink : Man, this is fucked up. This is so fucked up. Somebody fucked us up big time, man.
Mr. White : You really think we were set up?
Mr. Pink : Do you even doubt it, man? I don't THINK we got set up, I KNOW we got set up! I mean, really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there? I didn't hear any sirens. The alarm went off, okay. Okay, when an alarm goes off, you got an average of four minutes response time. Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, at that particular moment, you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. In one minute there were seventeen blue boys out there. All loaded for bear, all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing, and they were all just there! Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? Those were the ones responding to the alarm, but those first motherfuckers were already there, they were waiting for us. Haven't you fucking thought about this?
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[ the shot Mr. Orange knows some things about Mr. White ]
Mr. White : Well, he knows a little about me.
Mr. Pink : You didn't tell him your name, did you?
Mr. White : I told him my first name, and where I'm from.
Mr. Pink : Why?
Mr. White : I told him where I was from a few days ago. It was just a casual conversation.
Mr. Pink : And what was tellin' him your name when you weren't supposed to?
Mr. White : He asked. [ pause ]
Mr. White : We had just gotten away from the cops. He just got shot. It was my fuckin' fault he got shot. He's a fuckin' bloody mess - he's screaming. I swear to god, I thought he was gonna die right then and there. I'm tryin' to comfort him, tellin' him not to worry, he's gonna be okay, I'm gonna take care of him. And he asked me what my name was. I mean, the man was dyin' in my arms. What the fuck was I supposed to tell him? "Sorry, I can't give out that information! It's against the rules! I don't trust you enough! Or maybe I should've, but I couldn't!" Fuck you! Fuck Joe!
Mr. Pink : [ sarcastically ] Oh, I'm sure it was a beautiful scene...
Mr. White : DON'T FUCKING PATRONIZE ME!
Mr. White : Well, he knows a little about me.
Mr. Pink : You didn't tell him your name, did you?
Mr. White : I told him my first name, and where I'm from.
Mr. Pink : Why?
Mr. White : I told him where I was from a few days ago. It was just a casual conversation.
Mr. Pink : And what was tellin' him your name when you weren't supposed to?
Mr. White : He asked. [ pause ]
Mr. White : We had just gotten away from the cops. He just got shot. It was my fuckin' fault he got shot. He's a fuckin' bloody mess - he's screaming. I swear to god, I thought he was gonna die right then and there. I'm tryin' to comfort him, tellin' him not to worry, he's gonna be okay, I'm gonna take care of him. And he asked me what my name was. I mean, the man was dyin' in my arms. What the fuck was I supposed to tell him? "Sorry, I can't give out that information! It's against the rules! I don't trust you enough! Or maybe I should've, but I couldn't!" Fuck you! Fuck Joe!
Mr. Pink : [ sarcastically ] Oh, I'm sure it was a beautiful scene...
Mr. White : DON'T FUCKING PATRONIZE ME!
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Mr. Orange : [ after being shot ] I'm gonna fuckin' die! I'm gonna fuckin' die!
Mr. White : Your not gonna fuckin' die!
Mr. White : Your not gonna fuckin' die!
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Mr. Pink : [ Mr. Blonde and Mr. White begin to quarrel; Mr. Pink pushes them away from each other ] Hey, you two assholes knock it the fuck off and calm down! Cut the bullshit. We ain't on a fuckin' playground! I don't beleive this shit. Both of you guys got ten years on me and I'm the only one acting like a professional. You guys act like a bunch of fuckin' niggers. You wanna be niggers, huh? They're just like you two - always fightin' and always sayin' their gonna kill each other...
Mr. White : You said yourself you thought about takin' him out!
Mr. Blonde : You fuckin' said that?
Mr. Pink : Yeah, I did. But that time has passed. Right now, Mr. Blonde is the only one I completely trust. He's too fuckin' homicidal to be workin' with the cops.
Mr. White : You takin' his side?
Mr. Pink : No, man. Fuck sides! What we need here is a little solidarity! Somebody's shoving a red hot poker up our asses and I wanna find out whose name is on the handle. Now, I know I'm no piece of shit. [ referring to Mr. White ]
Mr. Pink : And I'm pretty sure you're a good boy. [ referring to Mr. Blonde ]
Mr. Pink : And I'm fucking positive you're on the level. So let's figure out who the bad guy is.
Mr. White : You said yourself you thought about takin' him out!
Mr. Blonde : You fuckin' said that?
Mr. Pink : Yeah, I did. But that time has passed. Right now, Mr. Blonde is the only one I completely trust. He's too fuckin' homicidal to be workin' with the cops.
Mr. White : You takin' his side?
Mr. Pink : No, man. Fuck sides! What we need here is a little solidarity! Somebody's shoving a red hot poker up our asses and I wanna find out whose name is on the handle. Now, I know I'm no piece of shit. [ referring to Mr. White ]
Mr. Pink : And I'm pretty sure you're a good boy. [ referring to Mr. Blonde ]
Mr. Pink : And I'm fucking positive you're on the level. So let's figure out who the bad guy is.
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[ Mr. Blonde has cut off Marvin's ear and begins talking into it ]
Mr. Blonde : Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?
Mr. Blonde : Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?
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Nice Guy Eddie : If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don't necessarily make it fucking so!
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Joe : Give me that book.
Mr. White : Are you gonna put it away?
Joe : I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want with it.
Mr. White : Are you gonna put it away?
Joe : I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want with it.
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Mr. Pink : Look man, I know what I'm talking about, and black women ain't the same as white women.
Mr. White : There's a slight difference.
Mr. White : There's a slight difference.
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