Reservoir Dogs Quotes
Freddy Newandyke : What is this?
Holdaway : That's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal.
Freddy Newandyke : What?
Holdaway : Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a fucking job, man.
Holdaway : That's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal.
Freddy Newandyke : What?
Holdaway : Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a fucking job, man.
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Mr. Pink : You're acting like a first year fucking thief! I'm acting like a professional!
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Freddy Newandyke : [ reassuring himself in the mirror ] Don't pussy out on me now. They don't know. They don't know shit. You're not gonna get hurt. You're fucking Barretta. They believe every fucking word 'cause you're super cool.
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Freddy Newandyke : [ reassuring himself in the mirror ] Don't pussy out on me now. They don't know. They don't know shit. You're not gonna get hurt. You're fucking Barretta. They believe every fucking word cus you're supercool.
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Nice Guy Eddie : The chick got tired of him beatin' her so one night she walks in the guys bedroom and super glues his dick to his belly. Ambulance came and had to cut the prick loose.
Mr. White : Was he all pissed off?
Nice Guy Eddie : How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a fuckin' hand stand?
Mr. White : Was he all pissed off?
Nice Guy Eddie : How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a fuckin' hand stand?
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Mr. Pink : What was the name of the chick who played Christie Love?
Nice Guy Eddie : Pam Grier.
Mr. Orange : No it wasn't Pam Grier. Pam Grier was the other one. Pam Grier did the film. Christie Love was like Pam Grier TV Show without Pam Grier.
Mr. Pink : So who was Christie Love?
Mr. Orange : How the fuck should I know?
Mr. Pink : Great. Now I'm totally fucking tortured.
Nice Guy Eddie : Pam Grier.
Mr. Orange : No it wasn't Pam Grier. Pam Grier was the other one. Pam Grier did the film. Christie Love was like Pam Grier TV Show without Pam Grier.
Mr. Pink : So who was Christie Love?
Mr. Orange : How the fuck should I know?
Mr. Pink : Great. Now I'm totally fucking tortured.
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Mr. Pink : Mr. Blonde! What happened to you? We figured you were dead. Hey! You okay? Did you see what happened to Blue? We didn't know what happened to you and Blue, that's what we were wondering about. [ Blonde doesn't answer ]
Mr. Pink : Come on! Look, Brown's dead and Orange got it in the belly...
Mr. White : ENOUGH! Enough! You better start talking asshole! Because we got shit we need to talk about! We're already freaked out. We need you acting freaky like we need a fuckin' bag on our hip!
Mr. Blonde : Okay, let's talk.
Mr. Pink : Come on! Look, Brown's dead and Orange got it in the belly...
Mr. White : ENOUGH! Enough! You better start talking asshole! Because we got shit we need to talk about! We're already freaked out. We need you acting freaky like we need a fuckin' bag on our hip!
Mr. Blonde : Okay, let's talk.
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Mr. Pink : For all I know, you're the rat.
Mr. White : For all I know you're the fucking rat!
Mr. Pink : All right, now you're using your fucking head!
Mr. White : For all I know you're the fucking rat!
Mr. Pink : All right, now you're using your fucking head!
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Joe : With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a bank you robbed in St. Petersburg. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names... [ pointing to each respective member ]
Joe : Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink : Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe : Because you're a faggot, alright?
Joe : Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink : Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe : Because you're a faggot, alright?
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[ rubbing his thumb and forefinger together ]
Mr. Pink : Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
Mr. Pink : Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
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LAPD Officer Marvin Nash : Please! Please... Don't burn me, man.
Mr. Blonde : You all through? You all through?
LAPD Officer Marvin Nash : Look, I... I got a little kid at home. Now, PLEASE.
Mr. Blonde : [ holding up a lighter ] No, no, no, no, no, no. You all done? You all done? How 'bout a little fire, Scarecrow?
Mr. Blonde : You all through? You all through?
LAPD Officer Marvin Nash : Look, I... I got a little kid at home. Now, PLEASE.
Mr. Blonde : [ holding up a lighter ] No, no, no, no, no, no. You all done? You all done? How 'bout a little fire, Scarecrow?
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Joe : So who's your parole officer?
Mr. Blonde : Seymour Scagnetti.
Joe : What's he like?
Mr. Blonde : He's a fuckin' asshole.
Mr. Blonde : Seymour Scagnetti.
Joe : What's he like?
Mr. Blonde : He's a fuckin' asshole.
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Mr. White : [ snatches Joe's address book ] Give me this fucking thing.
Joe : What do you think you're doing? Give me back my book!
Mr. White : I'm sick of fucking hearing it Joe, I'll give it back to you when we leave.
Joe : What do you mean, give it to me when we leave, give it back now.
Mr. White : For the past fifteen minutes, you've been droning on about names. Toby. Toby? [ flips pages in book ]
Mr. White : Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right.
Joe : What do you think you're doing? Give me back my book!
Mr. White : I'm sick of fucking hearing it Joe, I'll give it back to you when we leave.
Joe : What do you mean, give it to me when we leave, give it back now.
Mr. White : For the past fifteen minutes, you've been droning on about names. Toby. Toby? [ flips pages in book ]
Mr. White : Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right.
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Freddy Newandyke : I gotta memorize all this? There's over four fucking pages of this shit!
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[ Joe counts the tip and finds it is a buck short ]
Joe : Hey, who didn't throw in?
Mr. Orange : Mr. Pink.
Joe : Mr. Pink? Why not?
Mr. Orange : He don't tip.
Joe : He don't tip? Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
Mr. Orange : He don't believe in it.
Joe : Shut up!
Joe : Hey, who didn't throw in?
Mr. Orange : Mr. Pink.
Joe : Mr. Pink? Why not?
Mr. Orange : He don't tip.
Joe : He don't tip? Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
Mr. Orange : He don't believe in it.
Joe : Shut up!
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Mr. Pink : I mean everbody panics, everybody, things get tense, it's human nature to panic, I don't care what you name it you just can't help it.
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Mr White : That girl's ass...
Mr. Orange : It's sitting here right on my dick.
Mr. Orange : It's sitting here right on my dick.
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[ while cutting Marvin Nash's ear off ]
Mr. Blonde : Hold still! Hold still, you fuck!
Mr. Blonde : Hold still! Hold still, you fuck!
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Holdaway : So if this fruit's a Brewer's fan, his ass gotta be from Wisconsin.
Freddy Newandyke : Bing!
Holdaway : And I'll bet you everything from a diddle-eyed Joe to a damned if I know that in Milwaukee they got a sheet on this Mr. White motherfucker's ass...
Freddy Newandyke : Bing!
Holdaway : And I'll bet you everything from a diddle-eyed Joe to a damned if I know that in Milwaukee they got a sheet on this Mr. White motherfucker's ass...
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Mr. Brown : I'm blind, man. I'm fucking blind.
Mr. Orange : You're not blind, you've just got blood in your eyes.
Mr. Orange : You're not blind, you've just got blood in your eyes.
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[ last lines ]
Off-Screen Police Officers : Freeze! Drop the fucking gun, buddy. Put the gun down! Don't do it! Drop the gun man! Don't do it! Drop the fucking gun. We're gonna fucking blow you away! [ gunshots ]
Off-Screen Police Officers : Freeze! Drop the fucking gun, buddy. Put the gun down! Don't do it! Drop the gun man! Don't do it! Drop the fucking gun. We're gonna fucking blow you away! [ gunshots ]
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Freddy Newandyke : [ asked by Holdaway to describe Joe Cabot ] You remember the 'Fantastic Four'?
Holdaway : Yeah, with that invisible bitch, 'Flame On!' and that shit?
Freddy Newandyke : The Thing; motherfucker looks like The Thing.
Holdaway : Yeah, with that invisible bitch, 'Flame On!' and that shit?
Freddy Newandyke : The Thing; motherfucker looks like The Thing.
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Joe : Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways we can do this job. My way... or the highway!
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Nice Guy Eddie : Alright, Mr. Fucking Compassion! I will call somebody!
Mr. White : Who?
Nice Guy Eddie : A fucking snakecharmer! What do you think? I'll call a doctor!
Mr. White : Who?
Nice Guy Eddie : A fucking snakecharmer! What do you think? I'll call a doctor!
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