Samantha Quotes

Henry: Samantha, she is third chair on The City Hall Symphany Orchestra
Samantha: Well we both know how she got that job!

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Howard: So, I go to get my suit out of the cleaners, for your birthday party, and the guys there can't stop laughing. They say they're waiting to see who picks up this suit so they can see what his time machine looks like. Well, I'm sorry I don't dress like the internet.

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Samantha: [Beating the dust of the rug] Cat! fat! rat!

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[On Samantha's enthusiasm]
Uncle Gard: Cornelia, you've created a crusader.

Movie: Samantha