Real Men Quotes

Bob: I didn't know you smoked.
Nick: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.
Bob: Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
Nick: About a pack a day.
Bob: That'll kill ya!
Nick: Bob, it won't kill ya. But it will make you very sore.

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Bob: You're kidding! What idiots think up something like that?
Nick: I dunno Bob, I think there's a special department of idiots in the White House who do that.

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Nick: We're as safe here as we are anywhere.
Bob: How safe is that?
Nick: Oh, not very.

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