Ratatouille Quotes
Gusteau : [ Remy is locked in a cage ] So, we have given up.
Remy : Why do you say that?
Gusteau : We are in a cage inside the car trunk awaiting a future in frozen food products.
Remy : No, I'm the one in a cage. I've given up. You are Free.
Gusteau : I am only as free as you imagine me to be. As you are.
Remy : Oh, please. I'm sick of pretending. I pretend to be a rat for my father. I pretend to be a human through Linguini. I pretend you exist so I have someone to talk to! You only tell me stuff I already know! I know who I am! Why do I need you to tell me? Why do I need to pretend?
Gusteau : But you don't Remy. You never did [ disappeares ]
Remy : Why do you say that?
Gusteau : We are in a cage inside the car trunk awaiting a future in frozen food products.
Remy : No, I'm the one in a cage. I've given up. You are Free.
Gusteau : I am only as free as you imagine me to be. As you are.
Remy : Oh, please. I'm sick of pretending. I pretend to be a rat for my father. I pretend to be a human through Linguini. I pretend you exist so I have someone to talk to! You only tell me stuff I already know! I know who I am! Why do I need you to tell me? Why do I need to pretend?
Gusteau : But you don't Remy. You never did [ disappeares ]
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Linguini : Tonight is a big night. Appetite is coming, and he's got a big ego. I mean, Ego! Ego is coming, and he's gonna order something... something... from our menu, and we'll have to cook it.
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Django : Where are you going?
Remy : Back to the restaraunt! They'll fail without me!
Django : Why do you care?
Remy : Because I'm a cook!
Remy : Back to the restaraunt! They'll fail without me!
Django : Why do you care?
Remy : Because I'm a cook!
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Gusteau : [ on the TV ] You must be imaginative, strong-hearted. You must try things that may not work, and you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. What I say is true - anyone can cook... but only the fearless can be great.
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Colette : [ reading a recipe ] Sweetbread a la Gusteau: Sweetbread cooked in a seaweed salt crust with cuttlefish tentacles. Drizzled with... snail porridge... Douglas fir puree, beetroot mousse and pollen, dried white fungus and anchovy liquorice sauce. Huh. I don't know this recipe. But it is Gusteau, so...
Colette : [ calling ] Lalo! We have some veal stomach soaking, yes?
Lalo : Yes, veal stomach, I get that.
Linguini : Uh... veal stomach?
Colette : [ calling ] Lalo! We have some veal stomach soaking, yes?
Lalo : Yes, veal stomach, I get that.
Linguini : Uh... veal stomach?
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Linguini : [ to Collete ] Ngaah! Why is it so hard to talk to you? Okay! Here we go! You inspire me. I'm going to risk it all! I'm going to risk looking like the biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen! You wanna know why I'm such a fast learner? Why I'm such a great cook? Don't laugh! I'm going to show you... [ Remy yanks on his hair causing Linguini to fall into Collete's arms; they kiss ]
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Gusteau : Remy, what are you doing in here?
Remy : Emile shows up, I said not to, but he goes and blabs - Yeah! It's a disaster. Anyway, they're hungry, the food safe is locked, I need the key.
Gusteau : They want you to steal food?
Remy : Yes. No... it's complicated. It's family. They don't have your ideals.
Gusteau's Corn Puppies : [ the cardboard Gusteaus start speaking ]
Gusteau's Barbecue Spare-Ribs : Ideals? Hah! If Chef Fancy Pants had any ideals you think I'd be hawkin' barbecue over here?
Gusteau's Microwave Burritos : Or Microwave burritos?
Gusteau's Tooth-Pickin' Chicken : Or tooth, I say, tooth-pickin' Chicken? S'about as French as a Corn Dog!
Gusteau's Corn Puppies : Roof! Rumming Roon!
Gusteau's Barbecue Spare-Ribs : Ha! We're inventin' new ways to sell out over here!
Gusteau's Haggis Bites : Will ye' be wantin' some Haggis Bites, then?
Gusteau : I cannot control how they use my image Remy, I am dead!
Remy : Will you guys SHUT UP? I've got to think!
Remy : Emile shows up, I said not to, but he goes and blabs - Yeah! It's a disaster. Anyway, they're hungry, the food safe is locked, I need the key.
Gusteau : They want you to steal food?
Remy : Yes. No... it's complicated. It's family. They don't have your ideals.
Gusteau's Corn Puppies : [ the cardboard Gusteaus start speaking ]
Gusteau's Barbecue Spare-Ribs : Ideals? Hah! If Chef Fancy Pants had any ideals you think I'd be hawkin' barbecue over here?
Gusteau's Microwave Burritos : Or Microwave burritos?
Gusteau's Tooth-Pickin' Chicken : Or tooth, I say, tooth-pickin' Chicken? S'about as French as a Corn Dog!
Gusteau's Corn Puppies : Roof! Rumming Roon!
Gusteau's Barbecue Spare-Ribs : Ha! We're inventin' new ways to sell out over here!
Gusteau's Haggis Bites : Will ye' be wantin' some Haggis Bites, then?
Gusteau : I cannot control how they use my image Remy, I am dead!
Remy : Will you guys SHUT UP? I've got to think!
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Skinner : [ on Linguini ] Look at him out there, pretending to be an idiot! He's toying with my mind like a cat with a ball... of something!
Lawyer : String?
Skinner : Yes! Playing dumb, taunting me with that RAT!
Lawyer : [ confused ] Rat?
Skinner : Yes! He's consorting with it, deliberately trying to make me think it's important!
Lawyer : The... rat?
Skinner : EXACTLY!
Lawyer : Is the rat important?
Skinner : [ pause ] Of course not! He just wants me to THINK that it is! O-ho, I see the theatricality of it! A rat appears on the boy's first night, I order him to kill it, and now he wants me to see it everywhere!
Skinner : [ high voice ] Ooooh! It's here! No it isn't it's here! Am I seeing things, am I crazy, is there a phantom rat or is there not, but oh, no! I refuse to be sucked into his little game... of...
Lawyer : Should I be concerned about this? About you?
Lawyer : String?
Skinner : Yes! Playing dumb, taunting me with that RAT!
Lawyer : [ confused ] Rat?
Skinner : Yes! He's consorting with it, deliberately trying to make me think it's important!
Lawyer : The... rat?
Skinner : EXACTLY!
Lawyer : Is the rat important?
Skinner : [ pause ] Of course not! He just wants me to THINK that it is! O-ho, I see the theatricality of it! A rat appears on the boy's first night, I order him to kill it, and now he wants me to see it everywhere!
Skinner : [ high voice ] Ooooh! It's here! No it isn't it's here! Am I seeing things, am I crazy, is there a phantom rat or is there not, but oh, no! I refuse to be sucked into his little game... of...
Lawyer : Should I be concerned about this? About you?
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Skinner : [ to Linguini ] You are either very lucky or very unlucky. You will make the soup again, and this time I'll be paying attention. Very close attention. They think you might be a cook. But you know what I think, Linguini? I think you're a sneaky, overreaching little...
Skinner : [ sees Remy escaping ] RAAAT!
Skinner : [ sees Remy escaping ] RAAAT!
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[ last lines ]
Django : Hey, believe me, that story gets better when I tell it, okay? [ laughs, then turns to someone off-screen ]
Django : Come on! Bring some food over here! We're starving!
Django : Hey, believe me, that story gets better when I tell it, okay? [ laughs, then turns to someone off-screen ]
Django : Come on! Bring some food over here! We're starving!
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Remy : Look, if we're going to be thieves, why not steal the good stuff in the kitchen, where nothing is poisoned?
Django : First of all, we are not thieves. Secondly, stay out of the kitchen and away from the humans. It's dangerous.
Django : First of all, we are not thieves. Secondly, stay out of the kitchen and away from the humans. It's dangerous.
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Remy : I can't believe it. A real gourmet kitchen, and I get to watch.
Gusteau : You've read my book. Let us see how much you know, huh? Which one is the chef?
Remy : Oh, that guy.
Gusteau : Very good. Who is next in command?
Remy : The sous chef. There. The sous is responsible for the kitchen when the chef's not around. Saucier, in charge of sauces. Very important. Chef de partie, demi chef de partie, both important. Commis, commis, they're cooks. Very important.
Gusteau : Ah, you are a clever rat. Now, who is that?
Remy : Oh him? He's nobody.
Gusteau : Not nobody. He is part of the kitchen
Remy : No, he is a plongeur or something. He washes dishes or takes out the garbage. He doesn't cook.
Gusteau : But he could.
Remy : Uh, no.
Gusteau : How do you know?
Gusteau : You've read my book. Let us see how much you know, huh? Which one is the chef?
Remy : Oh, that guy.
Gusteau : Very good. Who is next in command?
Remy : The sous chef. There. The sous is responsible for the kitchen when the chef's not around. Saucier, in charge of sauces. Very important. Chef de partie, demi chef de partie, both important. Commis, commis, they're cooks. Very important.
Gusteau : Ah, you are a clever rat. Now, who is that?
Remy : Oh him? He's nobody.
Gusteau : Not nobody. He is part of the kitchen
Remy : No, he is a plongeur or something. He washes dishes or takes out the garbage. He doesn't cook.
Gusteau : But he could.
Remy : Uh, no.
Gusteau : How do you know?
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Skinner : [ to Linguini ] Do you know what would happen if anyone knew we had a rat in our kitchen? They'd close us down. Our reputation is hanging as a thread as it is. Take it away from here. Far away. Kill it. Dispose of it. Go!
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Emile : But we're supposed to return to the colony before sundown or, you know. Dad's gonna...
Remy : Emile! There are possibilities unexplored here. We got to cook this. Now, exactly how we cook this is the real question.
Remy : Emile! There are possibilities unexplored here. We got to cook this. Now, exactly how we cook this is the real question.
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Remy : Gusteau's? Your restaurant? You've led me to your restaurant.
Gusteau : It seems as though I have. Yes. There it is! I have led you to it!
Gusteau : It seems as though I have. Yes. There it is! I have led you to it!
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Remy : [ watching Linguini's clumsy attempt to repair the soup he spilled ] What is he doing? No. No! No, this is terrible! He's ruining the soup, and nobody's noticing? [ to Gusteau ]
Remy : It's your restaurant. Do something!
Gusteau : What can I do? I'm a figment of your imagination.
Remy : But he's ruining the soup! We've got to tell someone that he's...
Remy : It's your restaurant. Do something!
Gusteau : What can I do? I'm a figment of your imagination.
Remy : But he's ruining the soup! We've got to tell someone that he's...
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Colette : Table five coming up right now.
Skinner : Coming down the line.
Colette : Set. Hot. Open oven.
Skinner : Coming around.
Colette : Oui, chef. One filet mignon, three lamb, two duck.
Skinner : Fire those soufflés for table six, ja?
Colette : Five minutes, chef.
Remy : Oh, God.
Mustafa : Tonight, I'd like to present the foie gras. It has a wonderful finish.
Skinner : Ready to go on table seven. Come on! Let's go!
Colette : Oui, chef.
Skinner : Coming down the line.
Colette : Set. Hot. Open oven.
Skinner : Coming around.
Colette : Oui, chef. One filet mignon, three lamb, two duck.
Skinner : Fire those soufflés for table six, ja?
Colette : Five minutes, chef.
Remy : Oh, God.
Mustafa : Tonight, I'd like to present the foie gras. It has a wonderful finish.
Skinner : Ready to go on table seven. Come on! Let's go!
Colette : Oui, chef.
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Gusteau : Remy! What are you waiting for?
Remy : Is this going to become a regular thing with you?
Gusteau : You know how to fix it. This is your chance.
Remy : Is this going to become a regular thing with you?
Gusteau : You know how to fix it. This is your chance.
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Skinner : What are you blathering about?
Linguini : The soup!
Skinner : Soup? Stop that soup! No!
Solene LeClaire : Waiter?
Skinner : Linguini! You're fired! F-I-R-E-D! Fired!
Larousse : She wants to see the chef.
Skinner : But he...
Colette : What did the customer say?
Larousse : It was not a customer. It was a critic.
Colette : Ego?
Skinner : Solene LeClaire.
Colette : LeClaire? What did she say?
Larousse : She likes the soup.
Linguini : The soup!
Skinner : Soup? Stop that soup! No!
Solene LeClaire : Waiter?
Skinner : Linguini! You're fired! F-I-R-E-D! Fired!
Larousse : She wants to see the chef.
Skinner : But he...
Colette : What did the customer say?
Larousse : It was not a customer. It was a critic.
Colette : Ego?
Skinner : Solene LeClaire.
Colette : LeClaire? What did she say?
Larousse : She likes the soup.
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Gusteau : Wait.
Remy : What do you mean, "wait"? You're the reason I'm in this mess.
Gusteau : Someone is asking about your soup.
Remy : What do you mean, "wait"? You're the reason I'm in this mess.
Gusteau : Someone is asking about your soup.
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Skinner : What are you playing at?
Linguini : Am I still fired?
Colette : You can't fire him.
Skinner : What?
Colette : LeClaire likes it, yeah? She made a point of telling you so. if she write a review to that effect and find out you fired the cook responsible.
Skinner : He's a garbage boy.
Colette : Who made something she liked. How can we claim to represent the name of Gusteau if he don't uphold his most cherished belief?
Skinner : And what belief is that Mademoiselle Tatou?
Colette : Anyone can cook.
Skinner : Perhaps I have been a bit harsh on our new garbage boy. He has taken a bold risk, and we should reward that, as Chef Gusteau would have. If he wishes to swim in dangerous waters, who are we to deny him?
Linguini : Am I still fired?
Colette : You can't fire him.
Skinner : What?
Colette : LeClaire likes it, yeah? She made a point of telling you so. if she write a review to that effect and find out you fired the cook responsible.
Skinner : He's a garbage boy.
Colette : Who made something she liked. How can we claim to represent the name of Gusteau if he don't uphold his most cherished belief?
Skinner : And what belief is that Mademoiselle Tatou?
Colette : Anyone can cook.
Skinner : Perhaps I have been a bit harsh on our new garbage boy. He has taken a bold risk, and we should reward that, as Chef Gusteau would have. If he wishes to swim in dangerous waters, who are we to deny him?
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Skinner : [ to Collette ] Since you have expressed such an interest in his cooking career, you shall be responsible for it. Anyone else? Then back to work!
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Skinner : Get the rat! Linguini. Get something to trap it.
Horst : It's getting away. Get it, get it, get it.
Horst : It's getting away. Get it, get it, get it.
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Linguini : [ to Remy ] Look, I know it's stupid and weird, but neither of us can do this alone, so we got to do it together, right? You with me? So let's do this thing!
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Linguini : [ to Remy ] Okay, so let's think this out. You know how to cook, and I know how to appear human. We just need to work out a system so that I do what you want, in a way that doesn't look like I'm being controlled by a tiny rat chef.
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Skinner : [ to Linguini ] Collette will be responsible with teaching you how we do things here.
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Colette : [ to Linguini ] How do you tell how good bread is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen, oh symphony of crackle. Only great bread sound this way. The only way to get the best produce is to have first pick of the day, and there are only two way to get first pick. Grow it yourself, or bribe a grower. Voilà! The best restaurant get first pick. People think haute cuisine is snooty. So chef must also be snooty. But no so. Lalo there ran away from home at twelve. Got hired by circus people as an acrobat. And then he get fired for messing around with the ringmaster's daughter.
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Colette : [ to Linguini ] Don't ever play cards with Pompidou. He has been banned from Las Vegas and Monte Carlo.
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