Rapture-Palooza Quotes

Mr. House: You know, if you asked my opinion, the guy's gotten a bad rap.
Ben House: He's the antichrist, Dad.

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Mr. House: There's no good reason to blow up Chicago. Except for the food, the weather and the people.

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Anti-Christ: Marry me, Lindsey. Marry me and become the mother of my evil offspring.

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Lindsey: Everyone was struggling to get by now, except the people who made a deal with the devil. I mean, they were on his payroll!

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Lindsey: He's the most evil person who has ever lived.
Mr. House: Well, then, the most evil person who has ever lived is paying the bills around here.

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Mr. House: Are you trying to do good or something to get raptured? Because I'm telling you kids, that was a one time deal-y.

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Anti-Christ: My name is not Earl, it's Beast!

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Ben House: This shit is so pieced together, did anyone think it through?

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Lindsey: That was the worst day of my life, and that's saying something in the rapture.

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Ben House: I'm not going to let the Anti-Christ steal my girlfriend, dad.

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Anti-Christ: Who is a sexy beast? You are a sexy beast.

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