Queer Duck - The Movie (V) Quotes

Lola Buzzard: [after getting a Jellyfish off her] What do you think of my new look?
Queer Duck: You look like The Joker.
Lola Buzzard: I was going for it. Quick, say something to make me frown again.
Queer Duck: Bush is running for a third term.
Lola Buzzard: Christ! The country's ruined.

Movie: Queer Duck - The Movie (V)
Reverend Vandergelding: [after forcing Queer Duck to drink a potion that will turn him straight] Could it be? What do you think of Cameron Diaz?
Queer Duck: [in a masculine voice] She's hot.
Reverend Vandergelding: Camryn Manheim?
Queer Duck: She's hot.
Reverend Vandergelding: Sister Wendy? [shows a picture of an ugly old nun]
Queer Duck: [scratches his chin] I'd do her.
Reverend Vandergelding: SUCCESS!

Movie: Queer Duck - The Movie (V)