Pulp Fiction Quotes

Jules : I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin : Which one is it?
Jules : It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker

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Jules : I'm not giving you that money. I'm buying something from you. Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
Pumpkin : What?
Jules : Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin : Not regularly.
Jules : There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25: 17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

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[ cleaning their bloody hands ]
Jules : Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel?
Vincent : I was dryin' my hands.
Jules : You're supposed to wash 'em first!
Vincent : You watched me wash 'em.
Jules : I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent : I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules : I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!

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Mia : [ after snorting coke ] I said God Damn! God Damn... [ whispering ]
Mia : ... God damn...

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Jules : If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

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The Wolf : You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?
Jimmie : Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
Jules : Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker.

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Lance : [ handing Vincent the needle ] Here, I'll tell you what to do.
Vincent : No no no no man, man I ain't giving her... You... you, you're gonna give her the shot...
Lance : No, you're gonna give her the shot...
Vincent : I ain't givin' her the shot...
Lance : Well, I ain't givin' her the shot!
Vincent : I never done this before!
Lance : Yeah, I ain't ever done it before either, alright? I ain't starting now! Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I give her the shot. Give her the shot.
Vincent : [ taking the needle ] Give it to me.
Jody : [ handing him the marker ] Here.
Vincent : [ Taking the marker ] Gimme that.

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The Wolf : You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character.
Raquel : I have character.
The Wolf : Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

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Butch : That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.

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Zed : Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard : Gimp's sleeping.
Zed : Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

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Jules : This was Divine Intervention! You know what "divine intervention" is?
Vincent : Yeah, I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
Jules : Yeah, man, that's what it means. That's exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
Vincent : I think we should be going now.
Jules : Don't do that! Don't you fucking do that! Don't blow this shit off! What just happened was a fucking miracle!
Vincent : Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit happens.
Jules : Wrong! Wrong, this shit doesn't just happen.
Vincent : Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?
Jules : We should be fuckin' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!
Vincent : Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?

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Jules : Hey, that's Kool and the Gang.

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Fabienne : Where's my Honda?
Butch : Sorry, baby, but I had to crash that Honda.

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Jules : You remember Antoine Roccamora, half black, half Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror?
Vincent : Yeah, maybe. Fat, right?
Jules : I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do? He's Samoan.

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Esmeralda : So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It's a topic I'm very interested in.

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Trudi : You know how they use that gun to pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?
Jody : Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. All of my piercings, sixteen places on my body, all of them done with a needle. Five in each ear, one through the nipple on my left breast, one through my right nostril, one through my left eyebrow, one in my lip, one in my clit... and I wear a stud in my tongue.
Vincent : Excuse me, but I was just wondering... why do you wear a stud in your tongue?
Jody : It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.
Lance : Don Vincenzo. Step into my office?

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Lance : You are not bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house!
Vincent : This fucked-up bitch is Marsellus Wallace's wife! Do you know who Marsellus Wallace is? Do you? If she croaks on me, I'm a fuckin' greasespot!

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Butch : Did you bring the watch?
Fabienne : I believe so.
Butch : You believe so? You "believe" so? What the fuck does that mean? You either did, or you didn't!
Fabienne : Then I did.
Butch : Are you sure?
Fabienne : [ shakes her head ] No... [ a pause ]
Butch : [ explodes into a rampage ] Fuck! Motherfucking shit! Do you fucking know how fucking stupid you are? Shit! Fuck! [ he calms down just as quickly and suddenly as he started ]
Butch : It's not your fault.

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Paul : Hey, my name's Paul and this shit's between y'all.

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Lance : If you're all right, then say something.
Mia : Something.

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The Wolf : Strip.
Jules : All the way?
The Wolf : To your bare ass.
Vincent : Is this necessary?
The Wolf : Yes. You know what you guys look like?
Jules : What?
The Wolf : Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head! [ to Jimmie ]
The Wolf : Now Jimmie, hand them the soap. [ Jimmie gives Jules and Vincent each a bar of soap ]
The Wolf : Well, now I'm sure you've all been to county. [ sprays them both with hose ]

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Jules : You know the shows on TV?
Vincent : I don't watch TV.
Jules : Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?

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Butch : Where's my watch?
Fabienne : It's there.
Butch : No it's not.
Fabienne : It should be.
Butch : Yes, it most definitely should be but it's not here now, so where the fuck is it?

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[ after Brett tells Jules that he's eating a hamburger ]
Jules : Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

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Vincent : Remember, I just got back from Amsterdam.
Lance : Am I a nigger? Are we in Inglewood? No... You're in my home. White people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to. Now, my shit, I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit, any day of the fuckin' week.
Vincent : That's a bold statement.
Lance : This ain't Amsterdam, Vince. This is a sellers market. Coke is fucking dead as... dead. Heroin, it's coming back in a big fucking way.

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Mia : I have to go powder my nose.

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The Wolf : Maybe I can give you guys a ride. Where do you live?
Vincent : Redondo Beach.
Jules : Inglewood.
The Wolf : It's your future... I see a cab ride. Move out of the sticks, gentlemen.

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Mia : Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
Vincent : We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.

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Jules : Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett : No.
Jules : Tell him, Vincent.
Vincent : Royale with cheese.
Jules : Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
Brett : Because of the metric system?
Jules : Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker.

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Butch : How was your breakfast?
Fabienne : It was good...
Butch : Did you get the pancakes, the blueberry pancakes?
Fabienne : No, no, they didn't have blueberry pancakes, I had to get buttermilk - are you sure you're okay?
Butch : Honey, since I left you, this has been without a doubt the single weirdest fucking day of my life! Come on, hop on - I'll tell you all about it.

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