Private Eye Quotes

Doll voice: Listen up dummies. The help is all gone, the house is bare. Now you know, a shadow is there. There's one left to die, then my job'll be done. I like killing people, it's a lotta kicks!

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Female: Did you find him?
Jonesy: Well, you could say that.

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Inspector Winship: You know, I have an idea. Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.
Dr. Tart: What is it?
Inspector Winship: What's what?
Dr. Tart: The idea you have?
Inspector Winship: I just told you!
Dr. Tart: What was it?
Inspector Winship: Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.
Dr. Tart: Right! Now that letter was signed 'Lord Morley'. So he must have read about us in the newspaper and called us in to solve his murder.
Inspector Winship: How could Lord Morley write us after he was already dead?
Dr. Tart: Right! You know what? Maybe whoever killed Lord Morley wrote that letter.
Inspector Winship: If you killed Lord Morley would you write to someone and ask them to find the killer?
Dr. Tart: Are you saying *I* killed Lord Morley?
Inspector Winship: (aggravated) No! I'm saying you kill me!

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Jonesy: Don't tell me, you're really her long lost sister who's had a sex change and come back to claim the money for your self?

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