Campus Man Quotes

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Here's money! You keep dogs for Bob, okay?
Taxi Driver: Sure, but with money like this, I'll keep them till the cows come home.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: From where?

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Clifford 'Cliff' O'Malley: Whoa. Which one of you painted this?
Rachel Gillmore: Uhh... I did.
Clifford 'Cliff' O'Malley: It's soooo smooth.

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Clifford 'Cliff' O'Malley: [Josh is about to drink yellow liquid] That one's not beer!

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Cliff: Zeke!
Zeke: [terrified] Cliff!
Cliff: How you been man? I haven't seen you since high school!
Zeke: I-I thought you were dead.
Cliff: No! But about THIS close though!

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[handing back a trophy]
Cooper Frederickson: Here's your dildo.

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