Pretty Persuasion Quotes
Kimberly Joyce: [speaking about kid who shot classmates at school] In some ways, I know how he feels. I mean, there're just so many stupid, annoying, worthless people on this planet that just, like, get in the way of what you want
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Brittany Wells: God Kimberly, he's a poet!
Brittany Wells: Everything that comes out of his mouth is like an iambic pentagram.
Brittany Wells: Everything that comes out of his mouth is like an iambic pentagram.
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Kimberly Joyce: Randa, what's the greatest thing about this country?
Randa: Sylvester Stallone?
Kimberly Joyce: No. It's that anybody can sue anybody at anytime over anything.
Randa: You wanna sue Mr. Anderson?
Kimberly Joyce: I suppose that it might jump-start me and Brittany's acting careers.
Randa: Sylvester Stallone?
Kimberly Joyce: No. It's that anybody can sue anybody at anytime over anything.
Randa: You wanna sue Mr. Anderson?
Kimberly Joyce: I suppose that it might jump-start me and Brittany's acting careers.
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Kimberly Joyce: Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.
Brittany Wells: Ech, don't those things make you cough?
Kimberly Joyce: No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale. [offers one to Randa]
Randa: No thanks.
Kimberly Joyce: Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.
Brittany Wells: That's true.
Randa: No thank you, I do not smoke.
Kimberly Joyce: Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.
Brittany Wells: Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?
Kimberly Joyce: 'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.
Brittany Wells: Eh - too fattening.
Kimberly Joyce: Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!
Brittany Wells: Ech, don't those things make you cough?
Kimberly Joyce: No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale. [offers one to Randa]
Randa: No thanks.
Kimberly Joyce: Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.
Brittany Wells: That's true.
Randa: No thank you, I do not smoke.
Kimberly Joyce: Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.
Brittany Wells: Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?
Kimberly Joyce: 'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.
Brittany Wells: Eh - too fattening.
Kimberly Joyce: Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!
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Kimberly Joyce: Dad got me a digital video camera so that he can tape my violin recitals and then watch them later instead of actually attending them like a good parent would.
Movie: Pretty Persuasion