Monarch of the Glen Quotes

Amanda MacLeish: Have dinner with me and I'll show you the figures.

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Archie MacDonald: What, do you think I'm crazy?
Mr. Barr: No more than anyone else round here.

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Archie MacDonald: [after he finds out his sister Lizzie is coming to stay] Well, write back, tell her we've moved to Australia.

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Archie MacDonald: Go away, and leave me and my barrel to sleep in peace.
Hector Naismith MacDonald: Rotter.

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Lady Dorothy Trumpington-Bonnet: Didn't you know? Amanda is married to a businessman twice her age who spends most of his time in the South of France.

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Paul Bowman: You gave Donald the questions? Why?
Lucy Ford: Because I didn't want you to be laird. I thought that if you weren't, we'd have a chance... er, it's complicated.
Paul Bowman: Not for me, it wasn't. You knew what this meant to me, Lucy.
Lucy Ford: I did it because I love you, and I wanted us to be together. And I knew that if you loved me, I could tell you and you'd forgive me.
Paul Bowman: I'm not sure I can forgive you.
Lucy Ford: 'Cos you don't love me, do you?
Paul Bowman: Lucy, I wanted to. It's just...
Lucy Ford: It's just Isobel, isn't it? It's always been Isobel.
Paul Bowman: I'm really sorry.
Lucy Ford: So am I. So, that's us quits then.

Movie: Monarch of the Glen