Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl Quotes

[ of the British ambushing the pirates ]
Elizabeth : No... Wait... Stop! The pirates are undead! They'll all be killed! This is Jack Sparrow's doing!
Lt. Gillette : Don't worry, Miss, he's already been informed of that, a little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story! [ He laughs as she glares at him ]

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Pintel : If anyone so much as mentions the word 'parley', I'll have their guts for garters

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[ Barbossa leans in to slit Will's throat ]
Jack Sparrow : You don't want to be doing that, mate.
Barbossa : No, I really think I do.
Jack Sparrow : Your funeral.

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Governor Swann : Hang him.
Norrington : Keep your guns on him, men. Gillette, fetch some irons. [ Pulls up Jack's sleeve ]
Norrington : Well, well, well Jack Sparrow, isn't it?
Jack Sparrow : Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please sir.
Norrington : I don't see your ship, Captain.
Jack Sparrow : I'm in the market, as it were.

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[ the other pirates come upon Jack Sparrow in the cave ]
Pintel : You? You're supposed to be dead.
Jack Sparrow : [ Looks himself up and down ] Am I not?

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Jack Sparrow : Anamaria. [ Anamaria slaps Jack ]
Will Turner : I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack Sparrow : No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria : You stole my boat!
Jack Sparrow : Actually...
Anamaria : [ Anamaria slaps Jack again ]
Jack Sparrow : Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Anamaria : But you didn't!
Jack Sparrow : You'll get another one.
Anamaria : I will.
Will Turner : A better one.
Jack Sparrow : A better one.
Will Turner : That one.
Jack Sparrow : What one?
Will Turner : [ Will looks at the Interceptor ]
Jack Sparrow : That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
The Crew : Aye!
Mr. Gibbs : No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
Jack Sparrow : It would be far worse not to have her.

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[ after breaking Jack out of jail ]
Will Turner : Hurry, someone would have heard that.
Jack Sparrow : Not without my effects.

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Will Turner : I can get you out of here
Jack Sparrow : How's that... the key's run off.

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Norrington : Gillette, Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for him to miss it.

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Governor Swann : Even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision.

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Jack Sparrow : That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship.
Elizabeth : But you were marooned on this island before, weren't you? So we can escape in the same way you did then.
Jack Sparrow : To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice - unlikely - young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.
Elizabeth : But you're Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? How did you escape last time?

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Jack Sparrow : Last time... I was here a grand total of three days, all right? Last time, the rum runners used this island as a cache, they came past and I was able to barter passage off. By the look of things, they've long been out of business. Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that.
Elizabeth : So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow : Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

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Mullroy : What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg : Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow : Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg : I said no lies.
Mullroy : I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg : If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

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Barbossa : So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow : Or you could surrender.

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Mr. Cotton's Parrot : Dead men tell no tales...

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[ protesting Jack's arrest ]
Elizabeth : Commodore, I really must protest. Pirate or not, this man saved my life.
Norrington : One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow : Though it seems enough to condemn him.
Norrington : Indeed.

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[ Barbossa pulls the bloody dagger from his chest ]
Barbossa : I'm curious. After killing me what is it you're planning on doing next?

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Jack Sparrow : You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.

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Jack Sparrow : I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man in Jail : The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

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Jack Sparrow : [ upon seeing Elizabeth plunge into the ocean ] Will you be saving her then?
Mullroy : I can't swim. [ Jack looks at Murtogg... no he won't do either ]
Jack Sparrow : Pride of the King's navy you are. Do not lose these.

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Mullroy : Not breathing.
Jack Sparrow : Move. [ Jack slits the ties on Elizabeth's corset and rips it off, causing Elizabeth to regain consciousness, and spit out a lot of water ]
Mullroy : Never would have though of that.
Jack Sparrow : Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

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Elizabeth : You're pirates. Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway.

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Jack Sparrow : ...and then they made me their chief.

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Elizabeth : I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.

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[ the Black Pearl is gone ]
Elizabeth : I'm sorry, Jack.
Jack Sparrow : [ wistfully proud ] They done what's right by them. Can't expect more than that.

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[ Pintel and Ragetti are causing a distraction by wearing women's clothing while the pirates plan an attack ]
Ragetti : Yoo-hoo.
Pintel : Stop it. I already feel like a fool.
Ragetti : Look nice, though.
Pintel : [ Chuckles, then stops and becomes angry ] I "LOOK NICE"?

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Barbossa : Haul on the main brace, make ready the guns... and run out the sweeps.

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Barbossa : Ten years you carry that pistol and now you waste your shot.
Will Turner : He didn't waste it.

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Barbossa : You don't know what this is, do ye?
Elizabeth : It's a pirate medallion...
Barbossa : This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortez himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of Cortez was insatiable. So the heathen gods placed upon the gold a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a piece from that stone chest shall be punished for eternity.

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