Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl Quotes

Jack Sparrow : If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

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[ talking to the pirates while he's in jail ]
Jack Sparrow : Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. [ pirate grabs Jack's throat to reveal a skeleton arm ]
Jack Sparrow : So, there is a curse? That's interesting.
Koehler : You know nothing of hell.
Jack Sparrow : That's VERY interesting.

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Young Elizabeth : I think it'd be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
Norrington : Think again, Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.
Mr. Gibbs : [ Mr. Gibbs poses as if he's been hanged ]
Governor Swann : Lt. Norrington, I appreciate your fervor, but I'm concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.
Norrington : My apologies, Gov. Swann.
Young Elizabeth : Actually, I find it all fascinating.
Governor Swann : Yes. That's what concerns me.

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[ Elizabeth is being laced into a corset ]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth, how's it coming?
Elizabeth : It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann : I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth : Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.

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Will Turner : It's not your blood they needed. It was my father's blood. My blood... the blood of a pirate.

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Barbossa : How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow : When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Jacoby : I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth : You like pain? [ hits pirate in the head with a pole ]
Elizabeth : Try wearing a corset.

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Barbossa : For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. [ steps into moonlight becoming a skeleton ]
Barbossa : You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one.

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Grapple : Say goodbye. [ a sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window ]
Will Turner : Goodbye.

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Jack Sparrow : [ looking at all the swords ] Who makes all these?
Will Turner : I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow : You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner : I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.

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Elizabeth : You're despicable.
Jack Sparrow : Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.

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Barbossa : Gents, you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow. Kill him.
Jack Sparrow : The girl's blood didn't work, did it?
Barbossa : [ to the crew ] Hold your fire!
Barbossa : You know whose blood we need.
Jack Sparrow : I know whose blood you need!

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Norrington : Good work, Mr. Brown. You've assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.
Mr. Brown : Just doing my civic duty, sir.
Norrington : Well, I trust it you will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow *almost* escaped. Take him away.

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[ Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs ]
Mr. Gibbs : Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow : Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs : Aye, that'll about do it. [ Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs ]
Mr. Gibbs : Blast! I'm already awake!
Will Turner : That was for the smell.

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Norrington : No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, [ looks at Jack's sword ]
Norrington : And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow : But you have heard of me.

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[ after inspecting the crew ]
Jack Sparrow : Satisfied?
Will Turner : Well you proved they're mad.

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Barbossa : Look! The moonlight shows us for what we really are. We are not among the living, so we cannot die, but neither are we dead.

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[ to Elizabeth ]
Jack Sparrow : Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth : Wretch. [ attempts to slap him ]
Jack Sparrow : [ grabs her wrist ] Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth : Will.
Will Turner : Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow : Monkey!

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Jack Sparrow : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will Turner : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

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Koehler : Every decision you've made has only brought us from bad to worse.

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Barbossa : Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow : You're welcome.
Barbossa : Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

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Jack Sparrow : Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

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Barbossa : So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack Sparrow : No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on *my* ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa : But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Jack Sparrow : Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. [ bites into an apple ]
Jack Sparrow : Funny ol' world, i'n'it? [ offers him an apple ]

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Elizabeth : Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
Will Turner : At least once more, Miss Swann, as always.

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Jack Sparrow : Stop blowing holes in my ship!

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Will Turner : We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow : Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

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Elizabeth : I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa.

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Norrington : You forget your place, Turner.
Will Turner : It's right here. Between you and Jack.
Elizabeth : As is mine.
Governor Swann : Elizabeth. Lower your weapons. For goodness sake, put them down.
Norrington : So, this is where your heart truly lies, then?
Elizabeth : It is.

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Jack Sparrow : Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

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Will Turner : My name is Will Turner, my father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
Ragetti : Why, it's the spittin' image of our Bootstrap Bill, come back to haunt us.
Will Turner : On my word, do as I say, or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones's locker.

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