Las Vegas Quotes

Count Elmo Mancini: [Entering wild-looking Texan casino] Welcome sons of the Lone Star State!
Lucky Jackson: [Sees two girls going out still partying] Looks like they're having fun.

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Dr. Gonzo: This is it. Lacerda. Room 208.
Raoul Duke: [eyes askance] Huh? Lacerda?
Dr. Gonzo: Yeah, man. Lacerda...
Raoul Duke: [narrating] I couldn't remember. The name rang a bell but I couldn't concentrate. Terrible things were happening all around me.

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Nessa Holt: Okay, here's to all those Cosmo-drinking, Cosmo-reading airheads [clink glasses] Nessa Holt, Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Screw 'em.

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Raoul Duke: You scurvy shiester bastard. I'm a doctor of journalism man! Get in there and clean your shorts! Clean your shorts goddammit like a big boy!

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Raoul Duke: [passing the real Hunter S. Thompson as an extra at the Jefferson Airplane party] There I was... Mother of God, there I am!

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Sera: Don't you like me, Ben?
Ben Sanderson: Sera... what you don't understand is - no, see, no. You can never, never ask me to stop drinking. Do you understand?
Sera: I do. I really do.

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