A Mighty Wind Quotes
[after asking a part of the audience to neigh like horses]
Mark Shubb: We're going to have to put saddles on those folks!
Mark Shubb: We're going to have to put saddles on those folks!
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Mickey Crabbe: What are you doing? He could be lying in a ditch - it wouldn't be the first time.
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Mike LaFontaine: I worked some bills with a few Folkies, you know - "Put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him, put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him!" I used to say "If he's got a long enough hose, he's gonna have a lot of friends in the shower room." Folk audiences hated that joke.
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Mitch Cohen: [while eating dinner] What is it you do, Leonard? For work?
Leonard Crabbe: Oh, for work. I'm in the bladder management industry. I sell catheters. I have my own distribution company, Sure Flo Medical Appliances. You may have heard of it. It's actually named in tribute after my mother, her name was Florence. It's a growth industry, really, because one in three people over 60 either have a flaccid or a spastic bladder, so in a sense, every 13.5 seconds a new incontinent is born, as it were. People like you and I have what they call leakage problems. They can be running, playing tennis, laughing, sneezing, anything. I mean, the good old constipation, you know. You have impacted fecal mass in your rectum, you find that pushing on your bladder...
Mickey Crabbe: You know, this might make good dessert talk.
Leonard Crabbe: Oh, for work. I'm in the bladder management industry. I sell catheters. I have my own distribution company, Sure Flo Medical Appliances. You may have heard of it. It's actually named in tribute after my mother, her name was Florence. It's a growth industry, really, because one in three people over 60 either have a flaccid or a spastic bladder, so in a sense, every 13.5 seconds a new incontinent is born, as it were. People like you and I have what they call leakage problems. They can be running, playing tennis, laughing, sneezing, anything. I mean, the good old constipation, you know. You have impacted fecal mass in your rectum, you find that pushing on your bladder...
Mickey Crabbe: You know, this might make good dessert talk.
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Mitch Cohen: You know, 35 years ago, preparing for a concert meant playing find the cobra with the hotel chambermaid.
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Mitch Cohen: Seeing these long lines of fans who want nothing more than to have you sign an autograph, it's like it's 1968... Or '67... Or '66.
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