Pee-wee's Playhouse Quotes

Cowboy Curtis: Uh, listen. Can I uh.. talk to you over here in private for a minute? I got just a little problem.
Pee-wee: What's the matter, Cowboy Curtis?
Cowboy Curtis: Well, it's like this Pee-wee: I knew I was coming over here to spend the night and all. And then it dawned on me that this here's a pajama party and...well, I don't have any pajama's to wear.
Pee-wee: What do you sleep in, Cowboy Curtis?
Cowboy Curtis: [shrugs] Nothing! I sleep in the nude!

TV Show: Pee-wee's Playhouse
Pee-wee: Let me see, what should I wish for? Hmm? Let me see. I don't know. Hmm, I wish I knew what to wish for.
Jambi: [granting wish] It is done.
Pee-wee: [excited] I know what to wish for!
Jambi: [smiles] It's too late.
Pee-wee: What do you mean?
Jambi: You already had your wish.
Pee-wee: No, I haven't.
Jambi: Yes, you did.
Pee-wee: No, I didn't.
Jambi: Yes, you did.
Pee-wee: No, I didn't.
Jambi: Yes, you did. I'll prove it to you. Here's an instant replay on the Magic Screen. [Magic Screen replays the whole scene for Pee-wee]
Pee-wee: What a gyp. You tricked me! I want another wish.
Jambi: You know the rules, Pee-wee: Only one wish per show.
Pee-wee: No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... [continues]

TV Show: Pee-wee's Playhouse
[recurring line]
Pee-wee: I love that story.

TV Show: Pee-wee's Playhouse