Pardon the Interruption Quotes

Mike: Pardon the interruption. I'm Mike Wilbon and you'll have to pardon me today because I'm a little rusty after spending a month in Greece.
Tony: I'm Toyn Kornheiser. Oh really? Were you in Olivia Newton-John's role?
Mike: There you go! I'm not back for 30 seconds and you're already tossing out those lame 40 year old jokes that you only could ever possibly find funny!
Tony: Welcome to PTI, boys and girls, where I will continue to tell 40 year old jokes and you know why? 'Cause it's funny and I KNOW FUNNY!

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Mike: Pardon the Interruption, but I'm Mike Wilbon in San Antonio. Tony, Robert Horry wants to be known as Big Shot Rob rather than Big Shot Bob. What would you want your nickname to be?
Tony: I'm Tony Kornheiser. The *Bigger* Unit.

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Mike: Pardon the interruption but I'm Mike Wilbon. The Twins have had three straight shutouts! You surprised, Tony?
Tony: I'm Tony Kornheiser. Yeah, especially since Mary-Kate is on the DL
Mike: You are sick, sick man.

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Mike: Pardon the interruption but I'm Mike Wilbon. Tony, my flight to Detroit leaves in less than hour so we need to speed it up today!
Tony: [very slowly] I'm... To-ny... Korn-hei-ser... Don't... think... you'll... make... it.
Mike: You're a jerk, you know that? Just a lousy, bald, orange jerk!

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Tony: It's Happy Time, people!

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