Orions Cloud Quotes

Count Jones: I get to live eternity as a schnook.

Movie: Orions Cloud
Greg: Diamond, you got a guitar! Yeah!
Diamond: That's right! Diamond just got this guitar inside, man. It was on sale, and it is signed by Steve Vai!
Greg: Awesome! And you registered?
Diamond: Nah, man. Diamond bought a guitar; how's he supposed to register? Look - I'll tell you what. Forget about registration because think of this: It's signed by Steve Vai and you know what that means? If we have a guitar that is signed by Steve Vai ...
Greg: [looking at guitar] No it's not.
Diamond: What do you mean it's not?
Greg: [looks at Diamond] There's no signature Diamond.
Diamond: Man, it says Steve Vai right there! [points at guitar]
Greg: [looks at guitar again] Where? [Diamond looks at guitar, as does Greg, for an extended amount of time]
Diamond: Damn!

Movie: Orions Cloud