On the Buses Quotes

Arthur: No we can't do it, Olive and I have not performed together for too long.
Olive: Well that's true.
Stan Butler: I was only asking you to do the foxtrot, not bleedin' 'Last Tango in Paris'.

Movie: On the Buses
Arthur: With the grace of God I'll have to go to confession in the morning.
Wally Briggs: Did you hear that?
Mrs. Briggs: Yes but don't let it give you ideas.

Movie: On the Buses
Blakey, Stan's Inspector: 'What's the matter with you, can't you drive? eh? Oh my god, look what you've done! Quick, get in that cab, pull away, quick! Hurry up!
Vera: I can't! Theres spiders in my cab!
Blakey, Stan's Inspector: Spiders? I don't care if you've got ants in your pants! You get in that cab and pull away quick!

Movie: On the Buses
Stan Butler: It's Mavis over there - without her mum!

Movie: On the Buses
Wally Briggs: Hello Olive love, you looked better in your nightie!
Arthur: What does he mean by that?

Movie: On the Buses