Mad Monster Party? Quotes
Baron von Frankenstein: You wanted my vial, you'd kill my nephew for it? Now you shall see that Baron von Frankenstein is not one to cross. True you won't see it for too long a time, but for one second, oh boy. [Drops vial; Island is completely obliterated]
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Felix Flanken: Take it out of my pay, Mr. Kronkite.
Mr. Kronkite: Pay? What pay? You still have two more months to work for me for nothing before you're even as it is. Now what are you doing in the pharmacy department in the first place? Need I remind you that this is a drug store? There are people waiting at the lunch counter, someone is browsing though the paperback books, we still have a rack of these Veeblefetzers to unload and you're wasting your time in the pharmacy department. What am I not paying you for, Felix?
Mr. Kronkite: Pay? What pay? You still have two more months to work for me for nothing before you're even as it is. Now what are you doing in the pharmacy department in the first place? Need I remind you that this is a drug store? There are people waiting at the lunch counter, someone is browsing though the paperback books, we still have a rack of these Veeblefetzers to unload and you're wasting your time in the pharmacy department. What am I not paying you for, Felix?
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Felix Flanken: Now take me to Francesca. Move. [It, a 20-story-high ape appears behind him]
Felix Flanken: Aha, frozen with fear, are you? You didn't realize the rapier-keen, silken-smooth Felix Flanken could be so rough and tough, and hard and strong, and manly and virile, and... [Sees It]
Felix Flanken: Weak... Timid... And petrified. Heh he heh. Hi-ho there, can I get you a banana?
Felix Flanken: Aha, frozen with fear, are you? You didn't realize the rapier-keen, silken-smooth Felix Flanken could be so rough and tough, and hard and strong, and manly and virile, and... [Sees It]
Felix Flanken: Weak... Timid... And petrified. Heh he heh. Hi-ho there, can I get you a banana?
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First Mate: [watching the Hunchback of Notre Dame load boxes onto the ship] He's as strong as 50 men.
Captain: And as ugly as any I've ever seen.
Captain: And as ugly as any I've ever seen.
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The Monster's Mate: Remember what happened the last time you had a roving eye? I kept it in a jar for a week. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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The Monster's Mate: Stop behaving like the Statue of Liberty. Put down that torch.
Dracula: Yes, we can still make a deal.
Francesca: Make a deal with you? Not so long as I have Wolfbane for you, vampire, and a torch for you, Monster. Or is it torch for a vampire and Wolfsbane for a monster? Wolfsbane for a werewolf, and a torch for a vampire. No, it's stake through the heart for a vampire and a silver bullet for a monster.
Dracula: I'll take the torch and you get the Wolfsbane.
Dracula: Yes, we can still make a deal.
Francesca: Make a deal with you? Not so long as I have Wolfbane for you, vampire, and a torch for you, Monster. Or is it torch for a vampire and Wolfsbane for a monster? Wolfsbane for a werewolf, and a torch for a vampire. No, it's stake through the heart for a vampire and a silver bullet for a monster.
Dracula: I'll take the torch and you get the Wolfsbane.
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