Life with Louie Quotes

Dad: Hey Louie! It's a scheduled holiday, kid! It's Paint the Garage Day!

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Dad: How much for this Christmas tree without any limbs?
Salesman: $35.
Dad: WHAT? You gonna come over and decorate it for us? I'll give you three bucks for it.
Louie: Oh my gosh! He's not our legal father!

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JoJo Stomopolis: Alright, Louie, give me a tee. [Expects a gold tee]
Louie: Tee!
Jojo Stomopolis: What? Give me a tee.
Louie: Tee!
Jojo Stomopolis: Are you listening? I said give me a tee!
Louie: Tee!
Jojo Stomopolis: I'm guessing this is going to be a long day.

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Louie: Dad, when are we going to put up lights?
Dad: When the war was on, we couldn't put up lights.
Louie: Huh?
Adult Louie: My mom would always interpret from my dad.
Mom: Your dad is telling you not this weekend, but next.

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Louie Anderson: [Reading job ad to Dad] Wanted: Nursery School Superintendent. Must be calm, pleasant demeanor, and good with children.
Dad: Hey, did they write that for me or what? [Trips on a tricycle]
Dad: For crying out loud, Tommy, how many times do I have to tell you to put your toys away?

Movie: Life with Louie