Old School Quotes
[two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly]
Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the ****ing bell, you pansy.
Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the ****ing bell, you pansy.
Movie: Old School
[after learning he's going to be expelled]
Weensie: Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me.
Mitch: C'mon, she's not gonna kill you.
Weensie: Yes she is. See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you. She showed me the knife.
Weensie: Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me.
Mitch: C'mon, she's not gonna kill you.
Weensie: Yes she is. See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you. She showed me the knife.
Movie: Old School
Beanie: Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.
Movie: Old School
Beanie: Yeah, from the guy who probably won't get in.
Jerry: I go to school here...
Beanie: Yeah, so?
Jerry: I go to school here...
Beanie: Yeah, so?
Movie: Old School
Mitch Martin: At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
Beanie: And the answer ladies... is trust.
Beanie: And the answer ladies... is trust.
Movie: Old School
Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?
Movie: Old School