NYPD Blue Quotes

Andy: [Sylvia has surprised Andy by getting in the shower with him] Uh, Sylvia; you know I usually wash that part of my body down there myself.
ADA Sylvia Costas: Would you like me to stop?
Andy: Um, no. You seem to be doing a pretty good job of cleaning it.

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Andy: That was positive, wasn't it? Our pleasure?
Det. John Kelly: Fair.
Andy: What should I have said? Our pleasure, rooty-toot-toot?

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Det. Bobby Simone: How you been feeling, Vince?
Det. Vince Gotelli: I told you. I have generalized coronary artery disease, abnormal in the thallium stress test, and now I'm having difficult urinating.
Andy: Coronary system failing, urinary system failing. Now he's at the stage, you ask him how he's feeling, he tells you.

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Det. Danny Sorenson: What's wrong with John babysitting?
Andy: He's gay, that's what's wrong with it.
Det. Danny Sorenson: I mean, c'mon, Andy, how long you known him?
Andy: A long time, and he's been gay every day of it.

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Det. Baldwin Jones: [Jones has been questioning a rapper about the shooting of another rapper] You know, I'm glad your lawyer showed up, 'cause now I can tell you what I really think. I think you are a punk-ass ***** wannabe thug just like Jenksy and Andre said. Don't like it? You wanna jump; jump. [Rapper just looks at him]
Det. Baldwin Jones: That's what I thought.

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[Martinez is trying to make small talk with Lesniak after he finds out she's gay]
Det. James Martinez: So, ah, Greg tells me you're gay now. How's that workin' out for you?
Det. Adrianne Lesniak: Fine. I'm in a stable relationship. James, I just didn't want you to keep hoping for something that wasn't going to happen.

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