North Dallas Forty Quotes

Coach Johnson: This is national TV. So don't pick your noses or scratch your nuts.

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Jo Bob: I've never seen titties like yours. Could I show your titties to my friend O.W.?

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Maxwell: You know Hartman, goodie-two-shoes is fidgeting around like a one-legged cat trying to bury **** on a frozen pond, until old Seth fixes him a couple of pink poontang specials. You know, that crazy drink that I fix for stewardesses? Two shots out of that and Hartman is shot to ****, freaked out. I mean, I never saw a guy having so much fun and crying at the same time!

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Phil Elliott: [as he receives a numbing injection in his knee] Better football through chemistry.

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