North Dallas Forty Quote
Maxwell: You know Hartman, goodie-two-shoes is fidgeting around like a one-legged cat trying to bury **** on a frozen pond, until old Seth fixes him a couple of pink poontang specials. You know, that crazy drink that I fix for stewardesses? Two shots out of that and Hartman is shot to ****, freaked out. I mean, I never saw a guy having so much fun and crying at the same time!
Movie: North Dallas Forty
