Norbit Quotes

Big Jack: Going somewhere, Norbit?
Norbit: [exclaim and stutters] No, I was... No. [Big Jack shoves Norbit back inside]
Rasputia: What did I tell you about leaving this house?
Norbit: I was - I was just going to get some fresh air.
Big Jack: [gets physical with Norbit] Boy, you ain't goin' nowhere till after that wedding's done. We got too much riding on that!
Norbit: [stammering] What do you have riding on the wedding?
Earl Latimore: Soon as your little friend says I do, Deion and us are gonna turn the orphanage into a titty bar.
Norbit: [gasps] But what about the little orphans?
Big Jack: Hell, they can come too, if they pay the cover.
Norbit: [pauses in shock, they prays] John the Baptist, stop their evil plan.

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Deion Hughes: Did you say a tittybar?

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Mr. Wong: Norbit! Why you run like little bitch?

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Mr. Wong: Norbit! Why you run like little *****?

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Mr. Wong: When Norbit was little boy he say "One day i'll have the girl of my dream" and then you and marry a gorilla! [Latimore brothers get up]
Mr. Wong: I joke, I joke, why you not know joke when you hear joke, what you want to make fight at wedding. [to himself]
Mr. Wong: better cool off before i have to bust somebody ass in here

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Rasputia: [Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn] God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat?
Norbit: I haven't touched your seat.
Rasputia: Then why's it up so damn far?
Norbit: It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia.
Rasputia: No, you moved it! I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen! [horn honks]
Rasputia: See that? [horn honks again]
Rasputia: That ain't right! [horn honks again]
Norbit: I hear it.
Rasputia: Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat!
Norbit: That's not science.
Rasputia: It is and just let it go!
Norbit: It's not science.
Rasputia: I said 'let it go!'
Norbit: I'm just saying... [Rasputia punches him in the face]
Rasputia: [growls] I said it was science, god damm it!

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