Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Quotes

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Why don't you just tell Missy the truth - you're not interested in her.
Ned Bigby: Because the truth doesn't WORK on crazy people!

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Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I'm a little freaked out.

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Missy Meany: It's not like we're guys!

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Ned Bigby: [Cookie is dressed in drag] Heeeeeeey! What are you doing? Simon "Cookie" Cook: Going undercover to find out what Lisa likes in a guy.
Ned Bigby: I don't think it's this!

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[Ned walks in on Gordy reading "Green Eggs and Ham"]
Gordy: [shocked] WHO DOESN'T LIKE HAM?

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