Nanny McPhee Quotes

Evangeline: Oh dry up you old trout. This is the most fun I've had in weeks.

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Nanny McPhee: There is something you should understand about the way I work. When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go. It's rather sad, really, but there it is. [Nanny McPhee turns around to walk out of the room, but stops once she hears Simon]
Simon Brown: We will never want you!
Nanny McPhee: Then I will never go.

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Simon Brown: I NEVER say please!

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Simon Brown: You must feel at such a disadvantage, Nanny McPhee.
Nanny McPhee: In what way?
Simon Brown: We know your name... but you don't know ours. [holds out hand]
Simon Brown: Pleased to make your acquantence, I'm Oglinton Fartworthy. [Children giggle whilst making farty noises]
Nanny McPhee: [Shakes Simon's hand] How d'you do.
Simon Brown: That's F-A-R-T, Fartworthy.
Tora: Booger McHorsefanny.
Lily: Knickers O'Muffin.
Eric Brown: Sandra.
Christianna: Bum.
Sebastian: I'm Bum!
Christianna: Oh, Bosoms. [Children giggle out loud]
Baby Agatha: Bum.
Christianna: You can't be Bum, Aggie! Sebastian's Bum. You're Poop.
Baby Agatha: Poop Bum.
Sebastian: You can't be Poop and Bum!

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[Simon reaches out to shake Nanny Mcphees hand, introducing himself]
Simon Brown: Oglington Fartworthy.

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[last lines]
Nanny McPhee: There is something you should understand about the way I work: When you need me, but do not want me,then I will stay. When you want me, but no longer need me, then I have to go.

Movie: Nanny McPhee