Timesplitters - Future Perfect (VG) Quotes

Past Cortez: [Tries to open locked door]
Future Cortez: Psst... hey! Up here!
Past Cortez: Wha - but - you're me!
Future Cortez: Heh... I knew you'd say that. Here. [Throws Past Cortez a key]
Past Cortez: A key... but what does it - ?
Future Cortez: [Cuts Past Cortez off] You'll figure it out! Just make sure to pass it on when you're done. [Walks away]
Past Cortez: [Looks around confused] What the hell just happened?

Movie: Timesplitters - Future Perfect (VG)
Captain Ash: Good morning there! Can I interest you with some castle insurance? Covers from fires, floods, and besieging armies!

Movie: Timesplitters - Future Perfect (VG)
Harry Tipper: [after stopping the train, seemingly just in time, camera pans to about 250 yards back, where Kitten Celeste is tied to the track] Heh. Not even close.

Movie: Timesplitters - Future Perfect (VG)
R-110: Eat my laser. Eat it!

Movie: Timesplitters - Future Perfect (VG)
Sgt. Cortez: Hold it right there, Crow! [Crow stops trying to sneak away]
Sgt. Cortez: Where are they?
Old Crow: What?
Sgt. Cortez: The crystals! The time device!
Old Crow: What are you talking about?
Sgt. Cortez: Don't play dumb with me, Crow! I know everything! I know you used the crystals to travel back to 1994 to tell your younger self to carry on your twisted genetic experiments, using the power of the time crystals!
Old Crow: [He hasn't done this yet so he is confused] Really?
Amy Chen: [Also has no idea] Really?
Sgt. Cortez: [Looks at both of them like they are crazy, in an 'Of course!' sort of way] Well... yeah!
Old Crow: And where exactly do I get this time device?
Jacob Crow: [Teleports in from nowhere, not realizing Cortez is present] Don't be alarmed. It's me, your younger self. I have come from the past to give you this time device! You must take it, and...
Old Crow: Ah ah! I think I already know.
Jacob Crow: [Notices Cortez, recognizes him] Ah, okay then... oh, it's the red button. [Disappears]
Old Crow: Ha ha ha! Ta ta! I'm off to live forever! [Disappears, laughing menacingly]
Sgt. Cortez: [Visibly getting angry, because he has just given all that information which otherwise would not have been known by Crow] Ahhhh... AHHHHH [Yells]
Sgt. Cortez: DAAAAAMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!
Harry Tipper: [Cortez's yell is so loud it goes to the 60s, where Harry hears it] Space man! [Kitten Cele

Movie: Timesplitters - Future Perfect (VG)