Mystery Date Quotes

Tom: Isn't that illegal?
Craig: Tom, never let the law stand in the way of a good time.

Movie: Mystery Date
Tom: Well, fine. Well then I'll just go over there and say, Hi, I'm Tom and you don't know me, but I've been spying on you for a couple of months now and I am finding you very attractive in a very real, very hormonal way. And then she'll slap me silly.
Craig: There are worse things in this world than getting slapped by a beautiful woman, you'll see.

Movie: Mystery Date