My Fellow Americans Quotes
Margaret Kramer: Don't do that with the liquor, Russ. It's so... George Bush.
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Matt Douglas: I hate these funerals. It's just awful when another good Democrat passes on.
Aide: I believe the deceased was a Republican, sir.
Matt Douglas: Oh, well, then it might not be so bad.
Aide: I believe the deceased was a Republican, sir.
Matt Douglas: Oh, well, then it might not be so bad.
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Rita: [after smuggling the Presidents in hidden by a tarp past the White house guard] Mr Presidents, please hush up! Long as you're in my car you're produce!
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Russell Kramer: Did you ever have one of her pizzas?
Matt Douglas: Oh.
Russell Kramer: It was like a wet dream with a crust.
Matt Douglas: A wet dream?
Russell Kramer: Huh?
Matt Douglas: I don't think I need to hear Russell P. Kramer saying the words wet dream. I'll wake up screaming every night 'til I die.
Matt Douglas: Oh.
Russell Kramer: It was like a wet dream with a crust.
Matt Douglas: A wet dream?
Russell Kramer: Huh?
Matt Douglas: I don't think I need to hear Russell P. Kramer saying the words wet dream. I'll wake up screaming every night 'til I die.
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Russell Kramer: Kaye. What a... lovely surprise. And how is my favorite television newsperson?
Kaye Griffin: Oh, I'm your favorite? I thought Diane Sawyer was your favorite.
Russell Kramer: She is. How is she?
Kaye Griffin: Oh, I'm your favorite? I thought Diane Sawyer was your favorite.
Russell Kramer: She is. How is she?
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Russell Kramer: When this is over, promise me we'll come back and look for my balls.
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