Monster Garage Quotes

[closing narration]
Big Schwag: Jesse's got metal to burn and sparks to fly! The next Monster Garage challenge... is just... around... the bend!

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Jesse James: [someone has just finished explaining the rules of a steamboat race] What do we get if we win? [the crowd laughs]

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Narrator: Speaking for gearheads and garage mechanics everywhere, Jesse answers that one-word question: why?
Jesse James: [innocently] 'Cause it's wrong.

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[the crew receives a propane burner while turning a Geo Tracker into a hot air balloon]
Chopper Dave: It looks like it could destroy something.
Narrator: The first thing they destroy? [the burner's $5160 price tag is displayed]
Narrator: The budget.

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