Diary of a Mad Black Woman (V) Quotes

Helen: Are you hungry? [Charles nods]
Helen: Well why don't you go into the kitchen and get yourself something to eat? [laughs]
Helen: I sure know I wouldn't be hungry in my house.

Movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (V)
Joe: I've got Viagra.
Myrtle: Oh yeah? Well I've got mace.

Movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (V)
Joe: Who dat is at the door?
Madea: Shutup Joe I got this.
Joe: I'm gettin' tired of all these people comin' ova here late at night, I'ma hafta put my foot down.
Madea: Kunta Kinte put his foot down and it got chopped off. now shut the hell up and go back to sleep.

Movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (V)
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Step into the light, Carol Anne. Step into the light, Carol Anne!

Movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (V)
Madea: I remember this dude made me so mad, I didn't even know how mad I was until I went to his funeral.
Helen: Why were you so mad at him?
Madea: Because he hit me. Yes he hit me... and I didn't even know how mad I was until I saw him in his casket, he's 8 feet under.
Myrtle: 6 feet, that's how they bury people, Madea, 6 feet under.
Madea: That's what I'm trying to say, I thought I was over what he did to me until I saw him at the funeral, I was so mad I BEAT HIM DOWN 2 more feet.

Movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (V)