Die Hard - With a Vengeance Quotes

John McClane: [to terrorists in a tunnel] Hi, fellas. Mickey O'Brien, aqueduct security. Hey, listen, we got a report of a guy coming through here with, uh, eight reindeer. [shoots the terrorists]
John McClane: Yeah, they said he was a jolly, old, fat guy with a snowy, white beard. Cute little red and white suit. I'm surprised you didn't see him.

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Mathias Targo: [throws and slams John McClane wildly around ship room]
John McClane: [hits the floor hard and stunned]
Mathias Targo: [menacingly] You going to do something? You going to arrest me? Hmm?
John McClane: [sees chain on ground and says weakly] No, I don't think I'm gonna arrest you. [grabs a chain on ground]
John McClane: I think I'm gonna kil - [uses chain to knock Targo out]

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Simon: Is there a lieutenant named McClane there?
Inspector Cobb: He's on suspension.
Simon: No, Walter, he's not. Not today.
Inspector Cobb: Who is this?
Simon: Call me Simon. I want to play a game.
Inspector Cobb: What kind of game?
Simon: Simon Says. Simon is going to tell Lt. McClane what to do, and Lt. McClane is going to do it. Noncompliance will result in a penalty.
Inspector Cobb: What kind of penalty?
Simon: Another big bang in a very public place.

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Simon: Yesterday we were an army with no country, tomorrow we must decide which country we want to buy!

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Zeus: Well, at least I'm gonna die rich.
John McClane: I've got bad news for ya, you're only dying with me.
Zeus: How the hell do you know?
John McClane: I know the man, I know the family. The only thing better than blowing up $100 billion worth of gold is making people think you did.

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[Simon and Targo have just learned that McClane killed two of their henchmen at the aqueduct]
Mathias Targo: I told you not to toy with him!
Simon: Thank you, that's very helpful.

Movie: Die Hard - With a Vengeance