May Quotes

May: [to Suzy, the doll] I told you to face the goddamn wall!

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May: What are you making, Petey?
Petey: An ashtray.
May: You smoke?
Petey: No.
May: Then why are you making an ashtray?
Petey: [sniffs May's breath] You smoke.
May: Yes, I do.
Petey: Then you can have it when I'm done.

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Dante: I can already tell. Looks like this is gonna be one hell of a party!

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General James Mattoon Scott: I think the signing of a nuclear disarmament pact with the Soviet Union is at best an act of naÃ?vetÃ?, and at worst an unsupportable negligence. We've stayed alive because we've built up an arsenal, and we've kept the peace because we've dealt with an enemy who knew we would use that arsenal. And now we're asked to believe that a piece of paper will take the place of missile sites and Polaris submarines, and that an enemy who hasn't honored one solemn treaty in the history of its existence will now, for our convenience, do precisely that. I have strong doubts, gentlemen.

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[Polly is making out with May]
Polly: Do you feel weird doing this?
May: I am weird.
Polly: I love weird.

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[Chris, having just arrived in the afterlife, meets his dog]
Chris Nielsen: Boy, I screwed up. I'm in dog Heaven.

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