Eight Legged Freaks Quotes

Mike: Take these you'll need them.
Chris McCormick: Perfume?
Mike: Well spiders have a highly developed sense of smell the perfume might confuse them.
Harlan: Great if we die we die smelling nice.

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[first lines]
Harlan: Do you know fear?

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Chris McCormick: I got a signal!
Harlan: That's great. Now, how about dialing!

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Larry: Dude did you piss your pants?
Bret: Come on we got to go! We got to get out of here! They're coming!
Randy: Looks like the only thing going is you dude!

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Wade: What exactly is that?
Deputy Pete: A spider, man!

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[Wondering what Sheriff Sam Parker is wearing under her pants]
Larry: What do you think? G-String, or underpants?
Randy: I'd say under...

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