Max Dugan Returns Quotes

Max Dugan: Maybe I'm your father, but you're not my daughter. Do you know what Kierkegaard once said?
Nora McPhee: Yes! And I'm not interested in any more of your roommates!

Movie: Max Dugan Returns
Michael McPhee: He's gonna go into philosophy.
Nora McPhee: Why?
Michael McPhee: 'Cause that's what he wanted.
Nora McPhee: Who told you that?
Michael McPhee: Mr. Wittgenstein.
Nora McPhee: Who's Mr. Wittgenstein?
Michael McPhee: Mr. Parker.
Nora McPhee: Mr. Parker is Mr. Wittgenstein? [doorbell rings]
Nora McPhee: Umm... oh... what did he tell you?... Look, don't go into uhh, what's his name's room. I think there's something severely wrong with him! [doorbell again]
Max Dugan: Uh, do you want me to get that?
Nora McPhee: It's the police!
Max Dugan: Nevermind.

Movie: Max Dugan Returns