The Man with Two Brains Quotes

Anne Uumellmahaye: I don't think there's a girl floating in a jar anywhere who's as happy as I am.

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Damn your drunk tests are hard.

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Would you read that last bit back to me? I'm afraid it might make me sound pompous to your readers.
Olsen: 'My brilliant research in brain transplantation is unsurpassed, and will probably make my name live beyond eternity'.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Oh, no, no; that's good. But take out the 'probably'. It makes me sound wishy-washy.

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Gladstone: I wanted to inform the Doctor of her passing.
Dolores Benedict: Passing what?

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Inspector: You are playing God.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: *Somebody* has to.

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Olsen: Were you interested in science as a child?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I don't know if I was interested so much in the science as I was in the slime that goes along with it. Snakes and frogs. When I saw how slimy the human brain was, I knew that's what I wanted to do for the rest of my life.

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