Love and Air Sex Quotes

Kara: I'm such a terrible friend.
Cathy: No, you're not. No.
Kara: Yes, I am. I am.
Kara: Well, maybe today, but not usually.

Movie: Love and Air Sex
Kara: [to Ralph]How you're related to him, I do not know. Maybe your mom forgot to put in her diaphragm while she was working the donkey show.

Movie: Love and Air Sex
Kara: I live with Jeff's dick. It's just so familiar. I see his pee coming out of it and I'm like, Oh! I have sex with that sometimes.

Movie: Love and Air Sex
Jeff: You can't be an unfuckable asshole, you have to be discreet. You have to... you have to say things to women that appear nice, at first...
Stan: Very discreet.
Jeff: Right, they appear nice, but really they're kind of mean.

Movie: Love and Air Sex