Live Wire Quotes
Lee Evans: You'll say to my goldfish, Sleep! and it'll go, I CAN'T! I'VE GOT NO ****ING EYELIDS! I'M KNACKERED!
Movie: Live Wire
Lee Evans: All blokes get to that stage when they get bigger than their dad, like fourteen/fifteen, and he can't hit you no more. And he's like 'go to your room!', and your like [high pitched]
Lee Evans: Nah! ****ing nah dad! [imitates smoking]
Lee Evans: things are gonna change around 'ere. Now he didn't hit me, but it took a team of surgeons to remove that fag from my arse.
Lee Evans: Nah! ****ing nah dad! [imitates smoking]
Lee Evans: things are gonna change around 'ere. Now he didn't hit me, but it took a team of surgeons to remove that fag from my arse.
Movie: Live Wire
Lee Evans: Old people can't fall asleep in their chair in peace. As soon as they start to nod off you go, Nan! Nan! They go, What? What? Oh sorry we thought you'd just di... [looks sheepish]
Movie: Live Wire
[when Danny asks Shane to get Madonna the robot away from him]
Danny: Shane, would you get this horny can o' tuna away from me please.
Shane: What can I say Dan? Madonna wants you. I'm not doing, Dan, I swear. I don't know why she reacts to you that way.
Danny: Well, you must not be treating her right. Why don't you pick up a can of WD-40 and go to town.
Danny: Shane, would you get this horny can o' tuna away from me please.
Shane: What can I say Dan? Madonna wants you. I'm not doing, Dan, I swear. I don't know why she reacts to you that way.
Danny: Well, you must not be treating her right. Why don't you pick up a can of WD-40 and go to town.
Movie: Live Wire