Let's Kill Ward's Wife Quotes

David: We should just kill her.
Ronnie: Sure.
Tom: But you gotta think about the kid, growing up without a mother. I wouldn't do that to a kid.
David: Well, it's better than growing up with that troll as your mother.
Tom: That's so true.
Ronnie: That's true.
Tom: Or we could kill *him*.
Ronnie: Ramone?
Tom: What? Dude. No, War... you don't kill a fucking baby. Ward.

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David: She dead?
Ronnie: Yeah.
Tom: Oh, yeah.
Gina: Your hair looks great!
Amanda: You like it? I'm not sure.
Gina: Yeah! Really great.

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David: Power tools in the garage?

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Ward: You killed my wife, *and* you left my baby outside?

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Ward: She was a not-nice person, whose only happiness came from her being not-nice.

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[first lines] Stacy: [at her birthday party]Okay, everybody! Hello! Hi! Thanks for coming. Um, so this is a really big day for me. Uh, I guess. Well, duh. 'Cause it's my only son's baptism. Yay. Ooh-ooh! Um... I love paper. I do. It's, like, my passion. And I've always wanted to own my own papiere. Not that you care, because I don't... You know what? I don't tell people that, because people steal ideas all the time. It's happened to me numerous occasions with...

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